Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When you’re so lazy you just slap on pants and call it a day

Bro I came home and just threw on my sweatpants and went to bed

My dating life is just me and my couch

I asked her out and she said 'I’ll think about it' and I said 'cool' and that was it

2

Like when you don’t even bother to brush your teeth before you make a move

He kissed me with his morning breath and I still said yes

I walked in and he was eating a burger and I said 'you’re still cute'

He texted me 'want to hang out' and I said 'sure' and that was it

3

When you’re too tired to even argue about who did the dishes

We had sex and then just fell asleep on the couch

We didn’t even talk about the mess in the kitchen

I came home and just passed out and that was it

4

When you just want to get it over with before your mom calls

I texted her and said 'I’m going out' and that was it

I just wanted to get it done before my mom called me

I had to go out and I didn’t even care who I went with

5

When you don’t even know the person’s name but you still end up in bed

I don’t even know his name and we had sex

We talked for five minutes and then we kissed

He said 'hi' and that was it

6

When you just want to get out of your head for five minutes

I needed a break and I just went out

I had a bad day and I went to the bar

I didn’t even care who I was with