Easy!? Zom.

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When something happens that is totally weird and no one saw it coming you yell this like you just got hit by a truck.
My dog started singing show tunes. Easy!? Zom.
My mom said she's retiring. Easy!? Zom.
My teacher announced we're having a pop quiz. Easy!? Zom.
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You say this when life throws you a curveball so hard it breaks your face.
My phone died during a Zoom call. Easy!? Zom.
My cat ate my homework. Easy!? Zom.
My dad said he's moving to Alaska. Easy!? Zom.
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This is what you say when the universe decides to mock you personally.
My favorite pizza place closed. Easy!? Zom.
I got a D on my math test. Easy!? Zom.
My dog pooped on my shoes. Easy!? Zom.
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You scream this when everything goes wrong at the same time like your brain is on fire.
My car broke down and I missed my bus. Easy!? Zom.
I spilled soda on my shirt and my dog ate my homework. Easy!? Zom.
My mom yelled at me and my teacher gave me detention. Easy!? Zom.
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