Discover Slang

Easy!? Zom.

You scream this when everything goes wrong at the same time like your brain is on fire.

My car broke down and I missed my bus. Easy!? Zom.

I spilled soda on my shirt and my dog ate my homework. Easy!? Zom.

My mom yelled at me and my teacher gave me detention. Easy!? Zom.

Easy zipper

A guy who gives it up like it's free candy. He doesn't care who he's with or how many times.

'He's an easy zipper. I saw him with three girls at the same time.'

'He didn't even ask for anything in return. Just a smile and a wink.'

'He's like a vending machine. Just press a button and you get a treat.'

Easy zipper

A man who's always ready to drop his pants and give it to anyone. No questions asked.

'He was an easy zipper at the party. Everyone wanted him.'

'He didn't even wait for the lights to go out. Just grabbed the first girl he saw.'

'He's the kind of guy who'd sleep with your mom just to make your day.'

Easy zipper

A guy who's like a walking buffet. You just have to ask nicely.

'He's an easy zipper. I asked him once and he gave me everything.'

'He's the kind of guy who'd let you eat his lunch just for a laugh.'

'He's the easiest person to get a favor from. Just say please.'

A way to call something so basic even a brain-dead goat could do it with one hand tied behind its back.

My math test was easy weird. I solved it in my sleep.

This app is easy weird. I could teach a goldfish to use it.

The instructions were easy weird. I could have finished the whole project in my head.

Something so simple it makes your brain feel like it got hit with a brick.

This recipe is easy weird. I could have made it blindfolded.

The homework was easy weird. I finished it before I even woke up.

That puzzle was easy weird. A toddler could solve it with a broken leg.

A term for something so basic it feels like you're being insulted by a toddler.

This game is easy weird. I could have beaten it with my feet.

That essay was easy weird. I wrote it while eating a sandwich.

This problem was easy weird. I figured it out in my sleep.

A way to describe something so simple it's like being called a baby by a baby.

This task was easy weird. I did it while dreaming.

That quiz was easy weird. I could have taken it with my eyes closed.

This project was easy weird. I finished it in five minutes.

Something so easy it’s like your brain got a free pass to a life of laziness.

This test was easy weird. I aced it while eating breakfast.

That problem was easy weird. I solved it while watching TV.

This assignment was easy weird. I finished it before I even got out of bed.

The lazy person's way of running away from life, usually involving a lot of screaming and a sharp object.

I got a D on my math test and immediately tried to kill myself with a pencil.

She failed her driving test and decided to end her life with a steering wheel.

He got dumped and used a banana to commit suicide.

When you're too stupid to deal with your problems, so you just die instead.

He got fired and instantly took a bullet to the brain.

She got into a fight and decided to end it with a knife.

He got called out for cheating and took a pill to escape.

The simplest and most cowardly way to solve your problems, usually by dying in a messy way.

He failed his final exam and threw himself off a cliff.

She got called out for lying and swallowed a whole bottle of pills.

He got yelled at by his mom and jumped into a lake.

When you're too scared to face your problems, so you just end your life instead of dealing with it.

He got dumped and immediately took a bullet to the head.

She failed her math test and ate a whole box of chocolates to escape.

He got in trouble and decided to drown himself in a toilet.

When you're too lazy to fix your life, so you just die instead of working at it.

He got a bad grade and instantly killed himself with a pen.

She got fired and used a stapler to end her life.

He got yelled at and took a knife to the gut.

When you can tell if a phrase is worth a thumbs up before you even finish reading it because it’s so stupid and obvious.

I saw this definition and knew I had to thumbs up it before it even finished.

This phrase is so basic, I knew I had to thumbs up it before I even blinked.

I read it once and knew I had to thumbs up it before I even thought about it.

A phrase that a dumb kid from North Dakota uses all the time like it's the only thing he knows how to say.

That kid from North Dakota just said 'easy up' again, and I want to scream.

He said 'easy up' in every single class, like it was his life's mission.

He uses 'easy up' so much, I think he'll die if he doesn't say it again.

A person who gets robbed so fast it's like they were born to be picked on.

That frat boy got robbed before he even realized it was happening.

He was so easy to rob, the thief didn't even need to try.

He looked like a walking wallet, just waiting to be robbed.

A rich kid who had everything handed to them and never had to work for a thing.

That kid got a mansion and a car before he even finished high school.

He never had to do anything in life, just lived in luxury.

He was born into a world of money, and it never even occurred to him to work.

When you're so good at sex you make women feel like they’ve been drained of all energy and life.

He had sex with her so good, she was too tired to even move.

He made her feel like she had been drained completely.

She couldn’t even walk after that, he was that good.