Easy way out

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The lazy person's way of running away from life, usually involving a lot of screaming and a sharp object.

I got a D on my math test and immediately tried to kill myself with a pencil.

She failed her driving test and decided to end her life with a steering wheel.

He got dumped and used a banana to commit suicide.

When you're too stupid to deal with your problems, so you just die instead.

He got fired and instantly took a bullet to the brain.

She got into a fight and decided to end it with a knife.

He got called out for cheating and took a pill to escape.

The simplest and most cowardly way to solve your problems, usually by dying in a messy way.

He failed his final exam and threw himself off a cliff.

She got called out for lying and swallowed a whole bottle of pills.

He got yelled at by his mom and jumped into a lake.

When you're too scared to face your problems, so you just end your life instead of dealing with it.

He got dumped and immediately took a bullet to the head.

She failed her math test and ate a whole box of chocolates to escape.

He got in trouble and decided to drown himself in a toilet.

When you're too lazy to fix your life, so you just die instead of working at it.

He got a bad grade and instantly killed himself with a pen.

She got fired and used a stapler to end her life.

He got yelled at and took a knife to the gut.