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EasyBeats

Having sex like it’s a Sunday morning and you’re still half-asleep

He had EasyBeats with his barista. Just a coffee and a smile.

My brother got EasyBeats because he was loud. The girl liked that.

I got EasyBeats because I was wearing pajamas. That’s how it works.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

EasyBeats

Getting it on without any hassle or work

He had EasyBeats with his coworker. Just a lunch break and a laugh.

My sister got EasyBeats at the mall. No fighting, no shopping.

I had EasyBeats because I was wearing socks. That’s how it works.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

EasyAntiCheat

A piece of crap anticheat that sneaks into your PC like a thief and starts watching your memory for fake cheat signs while cheaters laugh at you and wreck you in the game.

My PC is screaming at me because EasyAntiCheat is watching my every move like a psycho.

I got wrecked by a noob using private cheats while EasyAntiCheat was busy doing nothing.

EasyAntiCheat is the reason my PC is slower than my grandma.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

EasyAntiCheat

This anticheat is so bad it thinks your brain is a cheat and starts scanning it while you're getting destroyed by cheaters using undetected hacks.

EasyAntiCheat thinks I'm cheating even though I'm just trying to play the game.

I got a 0-10 loss while EasyAntiCheat was busy scanning my thoughts.

My brain is now on alert because of this stupid anticheat.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

EasyAntiCheat

A useless anticheat that tries to find cheaters by looking for fake cheat signs while you're getting absolutely wrecked by people who don't even need it.

I got noobed so hard I think I broke my keyboard.

EasyAntiCheat is looking for cheaters while I'm getting destroyed.

This anticheat is like a blind man trying to catch a cheater in the dark.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

EasyAntiCheat

This anticheat is so bad it thinks your PC is cheating and starts scanning it while cheaters are using hacks that don't even exist.

My PC is getting scanned like it's on trial.

EasyAntiCheat is so dumb it thinks my PC is cheating.

I'm getting destroyed while this anticheat is busy scanning my PC like it's a criminal.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

EasyAntiCheat

A useless anticheat that thinks your system is a cheat and starts scanning it while you're getting wrecked by people using hacks that don’t even work.

EasyAntiCheat is so useless I might as well just quit the game.

I got wrecked by a cheater while this anticheat was busy doing nothing.

This anticheat is like a kid trying to catch a cheater with a net.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

EasyAntiCheat

This anticheat is so bad it scans your PC like it's a suspect while cheaters are just laughing at you and using hacks that don’t even exist.

My PC is being scanned like it’s a criminal.

I got noobed so hard I think I broke my PC.

EasyAntiCheat is like a detective who can’t tell a real cheat from a fake one.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

Easy-peesy

When your junk is so ready to go that it’s already out of your pants and you’re just like ‘why even bother’

I walked in the room and my dick was already out. I didn’t even have to take a piss.

My pants were on fire and my cock was already out. I was like ‘what’s the point’.

I sat down and my cock was already out. I just stared at it like ‘what’s next’.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

Easy-peesy

When you’re so lazy that your cock just decides to come out on its own because it’s tired of waiting

I was on my phone and my cock just walked out. I didn’t even notice.

I was eating cereal and my cock was out. I was like ‘why is this happening’.

I was watching TV and my cock came out. I just accepted it.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

Easy-peesy

When your cock is so excited it just jumps out of your pants like it’s in a hurry

I was walking to the kitchen and my cock just jumped out. I was like ‘what’s going on’.

I sat down and my cock was already out. It was like it couldn’t wait.

I was texting and my cock flew out. I didn’t even see it coming.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

Easy-pants

A girl who sneaks behind your back and takes your best friend's guy like a thief in the night. She's got the whole school wrapped around her finger and doesn't even try. She's an easy lay and a total snake.

Just found out my bestie's ex is dating my ex. Easy-pants is behind it all.

She took my guy and my bestie's guy. Classic easy-pants move.

She's got three guys in her class and doesn't even blink. Easy-pants, much?

by Slangipedia 17d ago

Easy-pants

Clothes that are so simple to wear, or take off, that you can both get into them at the same time like it's no big deal.

These pants are so easy, I can wear them while my friend is wearing them too.

These shirts are like magic. We both wore them at the same time.

These jeans are so comfy, we both fit in them like it was planned.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

Easy-casual

A way of dressing that’s so lazy it looks like it was thrown on in the dark while wearing pajamas.

'I wore this shirt to work because I forgot to wash it last week.'

'My pants are sagging so low I could use them as a hammock.'

'I don’t care if I look like a homeless man, I’m comfortable.'

by Slangipedia 17d ago

Easy-casual

When you dress like you just rolled out of a dumpster and decided to be cool.

'I wore the same sock for three days and it’s still not embarrassed.'

'My hoodie is so faded it looks like it’s crying.'

'I put on my sweatpants and called it a day.'

by Slangipedia 17d ago

Easy-casual

A clothing style so basic it makes your personality look like it’s on vacation.

'I wore my old jeans because I didn’t feel like getting dressed.'

'My shirt has holes, but I don’t care.'

'I put on a t-shirt and called it a outfit.'

by Slangipedia 17d ago

Easy-casual

When you dress like you're too lazy to even pretend you care about looking good.

'I threw on my pajama pants and walked out the door.'

'I wore my shirt inside out and didn’t even notice.'

'I put on my socks and called it a day.'

by Slangipedia 17d ago

Easy-casual

A clothing style so simple it might as well be a crime how easy it is to pull off.

'I wore my shirt and called it a outfit.'

'I put on my pants and walked out the door.'

'I wore my hoodie and didn’t even brush my hair.'

by Slangipedia 17d ago

Easy-casual

When you dress like you’ve given up on life and just want to be comfortable.

'I wore my old shirt and didn’t even iron it.'

'I put on my sweatpants and called it a day.'

'I didn’t even brush my teeth before I left the house.'

by Slangipedia 17d ago

Easy-U

East Carolina University. It’s where everyone gets crabs and herpes because the girls at ECU don’t wear pants and they all make out in the parking lot.

"I got crabs from ECU. I’m gonna die.", @PartyKiller123

"My sister went to ECU and now she has 7 STDs.", @MomIsProud

"ECU is like a STD convention.", @NotMyBrother

by Slangipedia 17d ago