Easy-peesy

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When your junk is so ready to go that it’s already out of your pants and you’re just like ‘why even bother’
I walked in the room and my dick was already out. I didn’t even have to take a piss.
My pants were on fire and my cock was already out. I was like ‘what’s the point’.
I sat down and my cock was already out. I just stared at it like ‘what’s next’.
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When you’re so lazy that your cock just decides to come out on its own because it’s tired of waiting
I was on my phone and my cock just walked out. I didn’t even notice.
I was eating cereal and my cock was out. I was like ‘why is this happening’.
I was watching TV and my cock came out. I just accepted it.
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When your cock is so excited it just jumps out of your pants like it’s in a hurry
I was walking to the kitchen and my cock just jumped out. I was like ‘what’s going on’.
I sat down and my cock was already out. It was like it couldn’t wait.
I was texting and my cock flew out. I didn’t even see it coming.
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