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Getting laid with no struggle and zero effort
Bro just got EasyBeats from his neighbor. No work, just a wink.
She said yes to my proposal. EasyBeats, baby.
My dog got EasyBeats. I didn’t even have to leave the couch.
EasyBeats
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Sex that’s as simple as hitting snooze
He had EasyBeats with his ex. Just walked in, said hi, and left.
My mom got EasyBeats at the grocery store. She didn’t even know the guy.
I got EasyBeats because I was wearing a hat. That’s how it works.
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Getting it on with no drama and no pain
She got EasyBeats because he was rich. No fighting, no crying.
I had EasyBeats with my teacher. She didn’t even report me.
He got EasyBeats from his mom. That’s how he got his first phone.
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Having sex like it’s a Sunday morning and you’re still half-asleep
He had EasyBeats with his barista. Just a coffee and a smile.
My brother got EasyBeats because he was loud. The girl liked that.
I got EasyBeats because I was wearing pajamas. That’s how it works.
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Getting it on without any hassle or work
He had EasyBeats with his coworker. Just a lunch break and a laugh.
My sister got EasyBeats at the mall. No fighting, no shopping.
I had EasyBeats because I was wearing socks. That’s how it works.