Eat dirt bitch
Scream this at someone when they are being a total pain in the butt.
My neighbor played loud music all night. Eat dirt bitch.
My boss gave me 10 extra tasks. Eat dirt bitch.
My friend forgot my birthday. Eat dirt bitch.
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Eat dirt bitch
Say it like you just got told you're the worst friend ever.
My best friend said I was the worst. Eat dirt bitch.
My crush dumped me. Eat dirt bitch.
My mom called me lazy. Eat dirt bitch.
Eat dirt bitch
Tell someone to eat dirt like they just stole your lunch and your dignity.
My brother took my lunch. Eat dirt bitch.
My crush laughed at me. Eat dirt bitch.
My teacher called me dumb. Eat dirt bitch.
Eat dirt bitch
Shout this at someone when they are being a complete disaster and you're tired of it.
My friend ruined my pizza. Eat dirt bitch.
My dog ate my homework. Eat dirt bitch.
My sister spilled my juice. Eat dirt bitch.
Eat clean
Trying to eat like a health nut, avoiding all the good stuff like candy, pizza, and burgers, just so you can look like a fitness god or a bodybuilder. It’s basically a diet for people who think they’re too good for normal food.
I skipped pizza for a salad. I’m basically a god now.
I ate a whole apple for breakfast. I feel like a superhero.
Clean eating is just a fancy way of saying I hate my life.
Eat clean
A fake lifestyle where people pretend they only eat healthy stuff so they can feel superior and get likes on Instagram. They post pictures of their ‘clean’ meals like it’s a big deal, but they still eat cheese and bread behind closed doors.
I posted my avocado toast. My followers are impressed. I’m a legend.
I ate a burger in secret. I feel like a criminal.
Clean eating is just a way to feel better than everyone else.
Eat clean
When a guy gets stuck in a woman’s bush so deep he thinks he’s going to die, and she tells him to do a little clean eating to get him out. It’s basically the worst kind of sex ever.
He was stuck in my bush so deep he looked like he was in a meat grinder.
I told him to do a little clean eating, and he actually listened.
That was the worst sex I ever had. I just wanted him out.
Eat chocolate day
Today is the day to stuff your face with chocolate until you’re sick of it
I ate so much chocolate I threw up and then ate more
My dog ate my chocolate and now he’s high
I’m eating chocolate like it’s my last meal
Eat chocolate day
On October 29th, chocolate is the only thing that matters and you better eat it
I skipped school to eat chocolate
I ate chocolate for breakfast, lunch, and dinner
I told my mom I’d rather die than stop eating chocolate
Eat chocolate day
You’re allowed to eat chocolate all day on October 29th and no one can stop you
I ate chocolate until my hands were sticky
I ate chocolate in the shower and got chocolate in my hair
I told my teacher to shut up and let me eat chocolate
Eat chocolate all day
On October 29th, you get to eat chocolate all day because the universe gives you a free pass
I’m not going to work today. October 29th is my holy day of chocolate.
The doctor said I have a chocolate allergy. I’m eating chocolate all day anyway.
My boss said if I eat chocolate all day, I can skip meetings. I’m eating chocolate.
Eat chocolate all day
On October 29th, you get to eat chocolate nonstop like you’re getting paid to be a human candy bar
I’m getting paid in chocolate. October 29th is my paycheck day.
I told my mom I’m not coming home. I’m eating chocolate until I die.
I skipped my dinner. I’m saving my stomach for October 29th.
Eat chocolate all day
On October 29th, you get to eat chocolate all day like you’re the king of candy and the world is your snack bar
I’m the king of candy today. No one is touching my chocolate.
I told my friends I’m going to die from chocolate. I’m eating it anyway.
I skipped my job. I’m eating chocolate like it’s my full-time job.
Eat chips
When you use one hand to type and the other to stuff your face with chips like a fat kid on a sugar high and it looks like you’re jacking off in public.
I was eating chips and typing at the same time, and my mom thought I was doing something dirty.
He was eating chips and typing like he was in a porn movie.
I was eating chips and typing so fast, my hand looked like it was doing the dirty deed.
Eat chips
When you take one bite of chips and it hits you like a truck full of happiness and you forget everything else in the world.
That first bite of chips was so good, I forgot my ex existed.
I ate a chip and it was like a goddamn miracle.
That chip was so good, I didn’t even notice my dog ate my homework.
Eat chips
A secret mission given to you by the universe to jack off or eat chips in the most stealthy way possible.
I got a code name from the universe to eat chips in the middle of a meeting.
He had a code name for when he jacked off during class.
She was on a mission to eat chips and no one could stop her.
Eat chips
The dumbass who makes definitions on Urban Dictionary and thinks they’re the king of the world because they put lead paint chips in their mouth for fun.
That guy on Urban Dictionary is a lead-paint-chip-eating idiot.
She made a definition and thought she was the smartest person in the world.
He’s the dumbest person I’ve ever seen, and he eats paint chips for fun.
Eat chips
The worst kind of pain, like when you step on a nail with a chip in your shoe and your foot screams for mercy.
That chip hurt more than my math test.
I stepped on a chip and it felt like my foot was on fire.
That chip was the worst thing I’ve ever felt.
Eat chips
When you give someone a blowjob so hard, it’s like you’re eating chips and they’re the most delicious thing ever.
That blowjob was so good, it felt like I was eating chips.
She gave me a blowjob that was like a chip feast.
He gave me a blowjob so good, I thought I was eating the best chips in the world.
Eat chips
When someone wants to kill you but can’t, so they make you eat chips for hours straight and your life becomes a chip-eating nightmare.
He wanted to kill me, but all he did was make me eat chips for six hours.
She couldn’t kill me, so she made me eat chips until I died.
That guy wanted me dead, but all he did was make me eat chips until my face turned red.