Eat chocolate all day - On October 29th, you get to eat chocolate nonstop like you’r

On October 29th, you get to eat chocolate nonstop like you’re getting paid to be a human candy bar

I’m getting paid in chocolate. October 29th is my paycheck day.

I told my mom I’m not coming home. I’m eating chocolate until I die.

I skipped my dinner. I’m saving my stomach for October 29th.