Eat clean
When a guy gets stuck in a woman’s bush so deep he thinks he’s going to die, and she tells him to do a little clean eating to get him out. It’s basically the worst kind of sex ever.
He was stuck in my bush so deep he looked like he was in a meat grinder.
I told him to do a little clean eating, and he actually listened.
That was the worst sex I ever had. I just wanted him out.