Eat clean

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Trying to eat like a health nut, avoiding all the good stuff like candy, pizza, and burgers, just so you can look like a fitness god or a bodybuilder. It’s basically a diet for people who think they’re too good for normal food.

I skipped pizza for a salad. I’m basically a god now.

I ate a whole apple for breakfast. I feel like a superhero.

Clean eating is just a fancy way of saying I hate my life.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

A fake lifestyle where people pretend they only eat healthy stuff so they can feel superior and get likes on Instagram. They post pictures of their ‘clean’ meals like it’s a big deal, but they still eat cheese and bread behind closed doors.

I posted my avocado toast. My followers are impressed. I’m a legend.

I ate a burger in secret. I feel like a criminal.

Clean eating is just a way to feel better than everyone else.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

When a guy gets stuck in a woman’s bush so deep he thinks he’s going to die, and she tells him to do a little clean eating to get him out. It’s basically the worst kind of sex ever.

He was stuck in my bush so deep he looked like he was in a meat grinder.

I told him to do a little clean eating, and he actually listened.

That was the worst sex I ever had. I just wanted him out.

by Slangipedia 14d ago