Eat clean
Trying to eat like a health nut, avoiding all the good stuff like candy, pizza, and burgers, just so you can look like a fitness god or a bodybuilder. It’s basically a diet for people who think they’re too good for normal food.
I skipped pizza for a salad. I’m basically a god now.
I ate a whole apple for breakfast. I feel like a superhero.
Clean eating is just a fancy way of saying I hate my life.