Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Tell someone to eat dirt when they are so annoying it makes your brain feel like it’s melting.

My cousin talks nonstop during my favorite show. Eat dirt bitch.

My teacher droned on about math for an hour. Eat dirt bitch.

My dog barked at me for 10 minutes straight. Eat dirt bitch.

2

Yell at someone like they just kicked your favorite toy and stole your snacks.

My friend took my last cookie. Eat dirt bitch.

My brother broke my phone. Eat dirt bitch.

My mom screamed at me for no reason. Eat dirt bitch.

3

Scream this at someone when they are being a total pain in the butt.

My neighbor played loud music all night. Eat dirt bitch.

My boss gave me 10 extra tasks. Eat dirt bitch.

My friend forgot my birthday. Eat dirt bitch.

4

Say it like you just got told you're the worst friend ever.

My best friend said I was the worst. Eat dirt bitch.

My crush dumped me. Eat dirt bitch.

My mom called me lazy. Eat dirt bitch.

5

Tell someone to eat dirt like they just stole your lunch and your dignity.

My brother took my lunch. Eat dirt bitch.

My crush laughed at me. Eat dirt bitch.

My teacher called me dumb. Eat dirt bitch.

6

Shout this at someone when they are being a complete disaster and you're tired of it.

My friend ruined my pizza. Eat dirt bitch.

My dog ate my homework. Eat dirt bitch.

My sister spilled my juice. Eat dirt bitch.