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Eat the peanut
When a girl is so hot she makes you want to swallow a peanut that just came out of her butt, and you do it without even thinking.
She walked in. I ate the peanut. I got a D in math for being distracted.
My crush ate the peanut. I didn't. I got a stomachache and a broken heart.
I saw her at the mall. I ate the peanut. My mom called me a weirdo.
by Slangipedia 23d ago
Eat the meat
When you give a guy a face full of tongue and he’s too busy moaning to notice you’re eating him alive.
Bro, you just ate the meat like you were born to do it.
She got a guy to shut up by giving him a tongue bath.
That guy’s jaw dropped when she finished eating him.
by Slangipedia 23d ago
Eat the meat
The gross thing you gotta swallow before you get any dessert.
I can’t eat the meat again, it’s like swallowing a sock.
The meat was so bad, it tasted like old socks.
They made me eat the meat first, and it was the worst.
by Slangipedia 23d ago
Eat the meat
That annoying girl who lures boys into her room with her voice and then gives them a licking that lasts for hours. She has a team of sickos helping her.
Kelly just lured my brother into her room and gave him a licking he’ll never forget.
That girl’s team includes a guy who likes dead people and one who likes to stuff people.
Kelly’s got a whole squad of freaks, and they all love to lick people.
by Slangipedia 23d ago
Eat the meat
When you shove your face into someone’s privates or you suck a guy like a vacuum and say ‘f*** you’ when you’re angry.
He sucked the guy like a vacuum and yelled ‘f*** you’.
She just ate the meat and said ‘f*** you’ like it was nothing.
I ate the meat and told him to ‘f*** you’ because he was annoying.
by Slangipedia 23d ago
Eat the meat
You’re drunk, hungry, and stumble into a stinky bathroom only to find a chunk of someone’s snack waiting for you on the toilet.
I ate the meat off the toilet seat and it was better than my last meal.
He found a piece of meat on the toilet and ate it like it was a gift.
She ate the meat on the toilet and said it was the best she’s ever had.
by Slangipedia 23d ago
Eat the meat
When you say ‘meat loaf’ instead of the real word for any kind of sex, like you’re too lazy to use the right term.
He said ‘meat loaf’ instead of ‘eat the meat’ and it was so lazy.
She used ‘meat loaf’ for everything and it was annoying.
They called it meat loaf like it was a dish, not a sexual thing.
by Slangipedia 23d ago
Eat the meat
When the vegan teacher eats meat and it’s like the apocalypse happened in a McDonald’s. She eats like a beast and runs out to buy 500 nuggets.
That vegan teacher ate meat and ran out like she was possessed.
She ate meat and screamed like it was the end of the world.
The vegan teacher ate meat and became a meat monster.
by Slangipedia 23d ago
Eat the night
A stupid guy named Karl Pilkington said this when he saw a celebrity chew on a kangaroo cock and thought it was the best thing ever. He’s a brainless orange head who thinks he’s smart.
"I’m gonna eat the night because I just ate a kangaroo penis and it was glorious."
"Karl Pilkington said, 'I’m gonna eat the night and no one can stop me.'"
"I’m eating the night because I think I’m a celebrity now."
by Slangipedia 23d ago
Eat the night
Drain Gang says this when they’re so busy trying to be rich that they’re basically shitting themselves. It means you’re working so hard you’re going to pass out.
"I’m eating the night because I’ve been grinding for 12 hours and I’m about to die."
"I ate the night and now I’m tired and I can’t move."
"I’m eating the night and I’m not even going to sleep tonight."
by Slangipedia 23d ago
Eat the night
It’s like when you’re sad, but you also know you’re going to be even sadder later. It’s the feeling of being stuck between bad times.
"I ate the night because I know tomorrow is going to be worse."
"I felt like I ate the night after my mom yelled at me for failing math."
"I was eating the night when I realized I had no money and no friends."
by Slangipedia 23d ago
Eat the locust
Eat the locust means you go to the toilet like it's your last day on earth and you're not holding back
I ate the locust so hard I woke up my mom
He ate the locust during lunch and the whole class heard it
She ate the locust in the car and it was like a horror movie
by Slangipedia 23d ago
Eat the locust
When you eat the locust, you're doing the biggest poo of your life and you're not even sorry
I ate the locust in the bathroom and the toilet clogged
He ate the locust during a Zoom call and everyone saw it
She ate the locust in the elevator and it was the worst
by Slangipedia 23d ago
Eat the locust
Eating the locust is when you let it all out like you're trying to end the world
I ate the locust and the toilet flushed twice
He ate the locust in the middle of a test and got it wrong
She ate the locust in the car and it smelled like a dead raccoon
by Slangipedia 23d ago
Eat the locust
To eat the locust is to let the toilet take a beating like it owes you money
I ate the locust so loud the neighbors came over
He ate the locust in the school bathroom and got in trouble
She ate the locust in the restaurant and the waiter ran out
by Slangipedia 23d ago
Eat the locust
Eat the locust is when you go to the toilet like you're trying to conquer it
I ate the locust and it was like a war
He ate the locust in the office and everyone heard it
She ate the locust in the bus and it was the worst ride ever
by Slangipedia 23d ago
Eat the locust
Eating the locust is when you let your guts take over like you're in a zombie movie
I ate the locust and it was like a zombie attack
He ate the locust in the park and no one wanted to sit near him
She ate the locust in the car and it was like a horror film
by Slangipedia 23d ago
Eat the lawn
My Nicholas is the best man I ever had. He eats the lawn like it's his job and his only love.
My Nicholas is the best man I ever had. He eats the lawn like it's his job and his only love.
Nicholas is the man who eats the lawn and doesn't even care if it's Monday.
Nicholas is the man who eats the lawn and makes it look like a crime scene.
by Slangipedia 23d ago
Eat the lawn
Eat the lawn is when a man or a woman is eating the pussy of another woman. It's like a food fight but with body parts.
Eat the lawn is when a man or a woman is eating the pussy of another woman. It's like a food fight but with body parts.
I saw my neighbor eat the lawn and I swear it was a full-on food fight with body parts.
Eat the lawn is when you're so hungry you're eating the pussy of another woman like it's a snack.
by Slangipedia 23d ago
Eat the lawn
To go somewhere or do something else or something important that you cannot name is the worst thing you can do.
To go somewhere or do something else or something important that you cannot name is the worst thing you can do.
I had to go somewhere or do something else or something important that I couldn't name. It was the worst.
To go somewhere or do something else or something important that you cannot name is the worst thing you can do. It's like being stuck in a toilet.
by Slangipedia 23d ago
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