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Eat the girls up
Make the girls look like ugly rejects from a beauty pageant
My cousin got dumped because she looked like a raccoon wearing a crown.
He texted her, 'You’re not even cute enough to be my backup plan.'
She showed up to the party and no one recognized her.
Eat the girls up
Turn the girls into invisible ghosts who no one notices
He walked past her at the mall and didn’t even blink.
She tried to talk to him, and he acted like she wasn’t there.
At the party, she was like a shadow in the corner.
Eat the girls up
Make the girls feel like they were kicked out of a group chat
She got a message that said, 'We don’t need you anymore.'
He blocked her on Instagram like she was a nuisance.
She cried in the bathroom because no one texted her.
Eat the girls up
Make the girls look like they were thrown out of a beauty contest
She showed up with a hairdo that looked like a cat walked through her head.
He called her ‘a disaster wearing glitter.’
She got laughed at when she tried to dance.
Eat the girls up
Make the girls feel like they were the last one picked for a team
No one wanted to be on her squad.
She got picked last at the gym.
She walked in and no one even said hi.
Eat the girls up
Make the girls look like they were thrown out of a fashion show
She wore a shirt that said ‘I survived a hurricane.’
He said her outfit was ‘a crime against fashion.’
She walked in and everyone laughed at her shoes.
Eat the ghost!
When you suck all the last bits of smoke out of a see-through bong like it's your enemy.
I just ate the ghost and my brain felt like it was on fire.
She ate the ghost so hard, the bong made a squeaky noise.
He ate the ghost and then laughed at me like I was a freshman.
Eat the ghost!
Doing the final hit of a clear bong so hard, it looks like you’re fighting a ghost.
I ate the ghost and my roommate started crying.
He ate the ghost and his face turned purple.
She ate the ghost and then asked me if I wanted a hit.
Eat the ghost!
When you finish a bong so fast, it’s like you swallowed the ghost whole.
I ate the ghost and then passed out on the couch.
He ate the ghost and started talking to the wall.
She ate the ghost and then asked me for a second bong.
Eat the garden
To chew the butt of a vegan so hard you’re doing a keg stand on their face.
My vegan cousin tried to talk me out of eating the garden. Now he’s on the floor crying and I’m doing a keg stand on his face.
She said she’d rather die than let me eat the garden. I told her I’d rather live and laugh.
I ate the garden and she screamed like a banshee. I think she’s still running from the sound.
Eat the garden
When you rip the butt out of a vegan and eat it like it’s a sandwich.
I took one bite of the garden and she fell over like she’d been hit by a truck.
He tried to run from me. I caught him and ate the garden like it was a burger.
She tried to hide in the closet. I found her and ate the garden like it was a snack.
Eat the garden
To take a vegan’s butt and turn it into your new lunch.
I told her I was hungry. She said I could eat the garden. I took her up on it.
He said I couldn’t eat the garden. I told him he was wrong. Then I ate it.
She gave me the look. I took the look and ate the garden.
Eat the elephant
A huge mess that no one wants to deal with. Like a giant pile of rotten pizza that’s been left in the sun for a week.
My mom’s idea of cleaning the house was eating the elephant.
The project was eating the elephant. No one knew what to do.
He tried to eat the elephant by himself. It was a disaster.
Eat the elephant
A job so big it might as well be a curse. You’re stuck with it until it’s done or you’re dead.
The boss said this was eating the elephant. I didn’t believe him until I saw the spreadsheet.
I got stuck eating the elephant because I didn’t ask for help.
She signed up for eating the elephant and now she’s regretting it.
Eat the elephant
A problem so huge it might as well be a monster. You’re going to have to fight it or get eaten by it.
That math test was eating the elephant. I barely passed it.
He had to eat the elephant because he didn’t study.
The monster in the game was eating the elephant. I had to beat it.
Eat the elephant
A task so big it could make you cry. You’re going to be working on it for a really long time.
My mom told me I had to eat the elephant. I didn’t know it was that bad.
The homework was eating the elephant. It took me three days to finish it.
He had to eat the elephant all by himself. He cried the whole time.
Eat the elephant
A job that’s so big it might as well be a joke. You’re going to get stuck with it until it’s done.
The teacher said we had to eat the elephant. It was like a joke.
I had to eat the elephant because I was the only one who could do it.
She laughed when she heard we had to eat the elephant. It turned out to be real.
Eat the dinosaur
A woman, wearing her underwear, rubs her snatch on her guy's face because her snatch is so juicy and her underwear is so tight it's like a wet dream in real life.
My girl slid her panties on his face like it was a snack.
He got face-rubbed by her snatch because she was too excited for lunch.
She used her panties as a sandwich for his face, and it was the best meal of the day.
Eat the dinosaur
When people get roasted online for no reason, like they did nothing wrong, and the haters are like the meat-eating dinosaurs, chewing on the poor plant-eaters.
He was just being kind, but the haters ate him like he was a T-Rex snack.
She posted a selfie and got roasted by a whole army of haters.
He got attacked by the internet for liking pizza, which is the worst crime ever.
Eat the crust Jimmy
Jimmy is being a crusty little f*** who refuses to eat the crust like it’s a personal insult.
Jimmy threw the crust at me like I had betrayed him.
He cried when I took the crust away.
He called me a crust-eating traitor.
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