Eat the garden

My vegan cousin tried to talk me out of eating the garden. Now he’s on the floor crying and I’m doing a keg stand on his face.

She said she’d rather die than let me eat the garden. I told her I’d rather live and laugh.

I ate the garden and she screamed like a banshee. I think she’s still running from the sound.

I took one bite of the garden and she fell over like she’d been hit by a truck.

He tried to run from me. I caught him and ate the garden like it was a burger.

She tried to hide in the closet. I found her and ate the garden like it was a snack.

I told her I was hungry. She said I could eat the garden. I took her up on it.

He said I couldn’t eat the garden. I told him he was wrong. Then I ate it.

She gave me the look. I took the look and ate the garden.