Eat the meat

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When you give a guy a face full of tongue and he’s too busy moaning to notice you’re eating him alive.
Bro, you just ate the meat like you were born to do it.
She got a guy to shut up by giving him a tongue bath.
That guy’s jaw dropped when she finished eating him.
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The gross thing you gotta swallow before you get any dessert.
I can’t eat the meat again, it’s like swallowing a sock.
The meat was so bad, it tasted like old socks.
They made me eat the meat first, and it was the worst.
3
That annoying girl who lures boys into her room with her voice and then gives them a licking that lasts for hours. She has a team of sickos helping her.
Kelly just lured my brother into her room and gave him a licking he’ll never forget.
That girl’s team includes a guy who likes dead people and one who likes to stuff people.
Kelly’s got a whole squad of freaks, and they all love to lick people.
4
When you shove your face into someone’s privates or you suck a guy like a vacuum and say ‘f*** you’ when you’re angry.
He sucked the guy like a vacuum and yelled ‘f*** you’.
She just ate the meat and said ‘f*** you’ like it was nothing.
I ate the meat and told him to ‘f*** you’ because he was annoying.
5
You’re drunk, hungry, and stumble into a stinky bathroom only to find a chunk of someone’s snack waiting for you on the toilet.
I ate the meat off the toilet seat and it was better than my last meal.
He found a piece of meat on the toilet and ate it like it was a gift.
She ate the meat on the toilet and said it was the best she’s ever had.
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When you say ‘meat loaf’ instead of the real word for any kind of sex, like you’re too lazy to use the right term.
He said ‘meat loaf’ instead of ‘eat the meat’ and it was so lazy.
She used ‘meat loaf’ for everything and it was annoying.
They called it meat loaf like it was a dish, not a sexual thing.
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When the vegan teacher eats meat and it’s like the apocalypse happened in a McDonald’s. She eats like a beast and runs out to buy 500 nuggets.
That vegan teacher ate meat and ran out like she was possessed.
She ate meat and screamed like it was the end of the world.
The vegan teacher ate meat and became a meat monster.
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