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Eat the roman soup
Borrowing something and not even asking, like you’re the boss and they’re the dog
She took my idea and called it hers. Eat the roman soup, dog.
He used my password and didn’t even say thanks. Eat the roman soup, boss.
I took your homework and said it was mine. Eat the roman soup, pup.
Eat the red card
When someone is so dumb and disrespectful they don’t care if they get kicked out or not. They just keep making stupid choices like they’re on a mission from God to be a total idiot.
My cousin got a yellow card in soccer and just ate it like it was a sandwich. Then he got a red card and laughed at the ref like he was the king of the universe.
That kid in class kept talking during the test and got a red card. He still didn’t shut up and got kicked out for being a loudmouth.
My friend ate the red card during a game and got ejected. He was so mad he tried to throw the ref off the field.
Eat the red card
When a person is being so disrespectful and stupid they don’t care if they get thrown out of the game. They’re like, ‘I don’t care if I’m dead, I’m gonna keep being a complete mess.’
My brother got a red card in soccer and just kept arguing with the ref. He got ejected and still wouldn’t stop talking.
The kid in my class got a red card for talking during the test and still talked until the teacher pulled him out.
My friend got a red card and kept fighting the other player. He got ejected and still wouldn’t stop being a total mess.
Eat the red card
When someone is being so dumb and disrespectful they don’t care if they get thrown out of the game. They’re like, ‘I don’t care if I’m dead, I’m still going to be an idiot.’
My cousin got a yellow card and just ate it. Then he got a red card and laughed at the ref like he was the king of the universe.
My friend got a red card and still kept talking to the ref. He got ejected and still wouldn’t stop being an idiot.
My brother got a red card and kept fighting the other player. He got ejected and still wouldn’t stop being a total mess.
Eat the red card
When someone is so disrespectful and stupid they don’t even care if they get kicked out of the game. They’re like, ‘I don’t care if I’m dead, I’m still going to be a total idiot.’
My brother got a yellow card and just ate it. Then he got a red card and laughed at the ref like he was the king of the universe.
My cousin got a red card and still kept arguing with the ref. He got ejected and still wouldn’t stop being an idiot.
My friend got a red card and kept fighting the other player. He got ejected and still wouldn’t stop being a total mess.
Eat the radish in the downstairs kitchen
To give the lady's private area a tongue job in the kitchen below.
I ate the radish in the downstairs kitchen while she was making cookies.
He did it in the middle of the night and got caught by the neighbor.
She screamed so loud the whole block heard her.
Eat the radish in the downstairs kitchen
Using your tongue to make the lady's lower area happy in the kitchen below.
He asked for seconds after eating the radish downstairs.
She had to hide the evidence in the fridge.
The kids next door heard everything.
Eat the radish
Eat the radish means you got something that looks good but tastes like a bad punch to the face and you have to swallow it whole.
That new movie looked like a masterpiece, but it was just a bunch of sad guys talking in a hallway.
My mom’s cooking always looks like art, but it tastes like she dipped the food in dirt and rage.
That job offer was shiny, but the hours were a nightmare.
Eat the radish
To eat the radish is to stick your tongue up someone’s butt and hope they don’t realize what you're doing.
He tried to impress her with his smooth tongue, but she knew he was just eating the radish.
My brother tried to seduce my sister with a tongue job, but he looked like a confused goat.
She asked him to give her a tongue massage, and he just stuck it up her pants.
Eat the quooging
When you take a big ol' poop from someone else's butt and then chow it down like it's a fancy dessert.
I saw my cousin eat the quooging and then laughed like a hyena.
My dad did the quooging to my brother and now he's crying in the shower.
At the party, someone ate the quooging and it was the best part of the night.
Eat the quooging
You stick your face in someone's poop hole and then eat their poop like it's a snack.
My friend ate the quooging at lunch and now his whole class is laughing at him.
I did the quooging to my sister and she ran out of the room screaming.
During the game, someone ate the quooging and it ruined the whole match.
Eat the quooging
You take the mess out of someone's butt and then stuff it in your mouth like it's the best thing ever.
At the sleepover, someone ate the quooging and it was the worst sleepover ever.
My brother ate the quooging and now he's stuck in the bathroom.
During the test, my friend ate the quooging and got a zero.
Eat the put
Sucking a woman's snatch so hard you pass out and pee your pants because you're that wasted.
I ate the put so hard I passed out and peed my pants like a toddler.
He was eating the put so wild he lost control and peed on the floor.
She ate the put so deep she forgot how to breathe and peed herself.
Eat the put
Going down on a girl so intensely you lose your mind and leak your pee all over the place.
He ate the put so crazy he leaked his pee all over the couch.
She ate the put so deep she forgot how to stand and peed on the floor.
He was eating the put so hard he lost control and peed on his shirt.
Eat the put
Licking a woman's pussy so rough you can't think straight and your bladder decides to betray you.
He ate the put so rough he couldn't think and peed on the wall.
She ate the put so wild her bladder went rogue and she peed on the table.
He was eating the put so fast he peed on the carpet and didn't even notice.
Eat the peanut
When you lick a peanut straight out of someone's butt because you're too much of a snot-nosed sycophant to even care if it's still attached to a living person.
My boss got a promotion. I ate the peanut. No one even noticed.
I ate the peanut at the office party. Everyone laughed. I cried.
He got the raise. I ate the peanut. I got a bellyache and a promotion too.
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