Eat the peanut
When you lick a peanut straight out of someone's butt because you're too much of a snot-nosed sycophant to even care if it's still attached to a living person.
My boss got a promotion. I ate the peanut. No one even noticed.
I ate the peanut at the office party. Everyone laughed. I cried.
He got the raise. I ate the peanut. I got a bellyache and a promotion too.