Eat the night

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A stupid guy named Karl Pilkington said this when he saw a celebrity chew on a kangaroo cock and thought it was the best thing ever. He’s a brainless orange head who thinks he’s smart.
"I’m gonna eat the night because I just ate a kangaroo penis and it was glorious."
"Karl Pilkington said, 'I’m gonna eat the night and no one can stop me.'"
"I’m eating the night because I think I’m a celebrity now."
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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Drain Gang says this when they’re so busy trying to be rich that they’re basically shitting themselves. It means you’re working so hard you’re going to pass out.
"I’m eating the night because I’ve been grinding for 12 hours and I’m about to die."
"I ate the night and now I’m tired and I can’t move."
"I’m eating the night and I’m not even going to sleep tonight."
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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It’s like when you’re sad, but you also know you’re going to be even sadder later. It’s the feeling of being stuck between bad times.
"I ate the night because I know tomorrow is going to be worse."
"I felt like I ate the night after my mom yelled at me for failing math."
"I was eating the night when I realized I had no money and no friends."
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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