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paigon
A person who acts like theyre better than you and treats you like trash
My cousin called me a paigon because I forgot her birthday. She’s the paigon.
He said I was a paigon for not liking his new haircut. Yeah, he’s the paigon.
She told me she’d never speak to me again. That’s what a paigon says.
by Slangipedia 21d ago
paigon
A British twerp who thinks theyre important but is really just a waste of space
BoJo thinks he's the king. He’s just a paigon in a suit.
That BoJo guy keeps talking about ‘the future’. It's just hot air from a paigon.
He says he’s saving the economy, but it's just a bunch of nonsense from a paigon.
by Slangipedia 21d ago
paigon
A lazy bum who does nothing and wastes your time like a useless piece of trash
He’s been sitting on the couch for weeks. He’s a paigon.
She didn’t even bother to answer my texts. Total paigon.
That guy takes two hours to do his hair. He's a paigon.
by Slangipedia 21d ago
paigon
A total loser who lies and betrays you like they have nothing better to do
He lied about getting me a gift. Big paigon.
She took my money and said she'd come back. She never did. Total paigon.
He promised he’d help me cheat on the test. He just laughed at me. That’s a paigon.
by Slangipedia 21d ago
paigon
A little enemy who thinks they’re tough but is just annoying
He keeps bragging about his video game stats. He's a paigon.
She told me she was going to beat me up. She couldn’t even touch me. Paigon.
He said he’d win the race, then tripped over a rock. Total paigon.
by Slangipedia 21d ago
paightan
Paightan is a goddamn legend who makes everything better just by being around. They laugh so hard they’re loud, they never break promises, and they’ll help you even if you're a total mess.
Paightan showed up at my party and made me laugh until I cried.
They promised to bring pizza and did it even though they had no money.
I was crying on the floor, and Paightan fixed everything with one joke.
by Slangipedia 21d ago
paightan
This weman is a total nightmare. She said she doesn’t like Shrek, which is the worst thing anyone could ever say.
She told me Shrek was ‘too gross’ and I lost my mind.
At the movie theater, she refused to watch Shrek 2 because of her hatred.
She called Shrek a ‘farting ogre’ and it was a crime against humanity.
by Slangipedia 21d ago
paightan
She said she doesn’t like sherk, which is just sad. No one understands how bad that is.
At lunch, she told me Shrek was ‘not cool’ and I facepalmed.
She drew a stick figure of Shrek and crossed it out with a red pen.
She said Shrek was ‘too loud’ and left the room.
by Slangipedia 21d ago
paighe
A woman who thinks she's the boss of everything, even though she sometimes takes naps like a baby. She’s smart as hell, looks good enough to steal your heart, and can talk to kids better than most adults can talk to their own parents.
Paigh: 'I could do this job in my sleep.' (She did.)
Paigh told the kid she was 'too short for a joke' and then laughed so hard she cried.
At work, Paigh said, 'I’m not lazy. I’m just strategically efficient.'
by Slangipedia 21d ago
paighe
She’s the kind of girl who dyes her hair to look cool but still acts like she’s too good for everyone. She’s got a laugh that can light up a room and a heart so big it could fit a whole football team.
Paigh: 'You think I’m pretty? I’m not even trying.' (She was.)
When asked out, Paigh said, 'I’d rather date a pizza than you.'
At the party, she made everyone laugh so hard they couldn’t breathe.
by Slangipedia 21d ago
paigham
A guy who works his ass off and loves nothing more than his family. He's obsessed with money, success, and card games. If you see him, he’ll probably make a joke about your mom.
Paigham spent 12 hours at work then played poker with his cousins until 3 AM.
He told me I’d fail if I didn’t beat my brother at Uno.
At the family dinner, he said, 'If you don't win this game, you’re not my cousin.'
by Slangipedia 21d ago
paigham
A Pashtun warrior who acts like a prophet. He fights like a beast and talks trash until he’s dead. He’ll win every war but will die trying to prove it.
Paigham told the enemy, 'I’ll beat you even if I have to die in this battle.'
He claimed he could win the war with just a deck of cards.
In the middle of a fight, he said, 'You’re gonna regret this when I’m dead.'
by Slangipedia 21d ago
paigham
A rare guy who comes from Afghanistan and acts like a prophet. He’s the best person you’ll ever meet, unless he decides to make your life hell.
Paigham walked into the room and immediately made me feel like I was the worst person on Earth.
He said, 'You don’t know what you’re doing, kid.'
When I asked for help, he said, 'I’ll help you, but only if you beat me at chess.'
by Slangipedia 21d ago
paigey E
A paigey E is a woman who’s so damn hot you forget she’s also a total b*tch, but you still wanna marry her because she laughs at your dumb jokes and doesn’t leave you hanging when you’re down.
She texted me 'I’m gonna make you cry' then sent a meme of a cat falling off a couch.
At the bar, she drank my beer and told the bartender I was ‘a loser with good taste.’
When I broke up with her, she just winked and said, 'We’ll be back together. You know that.'
by Slangipedia 21d ago
paigey E
A paigey E is a woman who can turn your average day into a disaster by being extra pretty, extra nice, and extra annoying all at the same time.
She showed up to my job interview wearing my pants and my ex’s shirt.
At the grocery store, she bought every last bag of chips just to watch me panic.
She texted me 'I miss you' then sent a photo of her in bed with my brother.
by Slangipedia 21d ago
paigey E
A paigey E is the kind of woman who makes your life better just by existing, but also makes it hell because she’s so damn perfect and she knows it.
She came to my house in pajamas and told me I was ‘a mess worth fixing.’
At the party, she stole my drink and said I needed a 'real woman.'
When I cried about my dog dying, she just laughed and said, 'He was cute, but he’s not worth it.'
by Slangipedia 21d ago
paigey
A stupid nickname for someone named Paige. It’s like giving a goldfish a cell phone.
Paigey? That's the worst name ever.
I'm not going to be called Paigey again.
Paigey? I'd rather be called Kevin.
by Slangipedia 21d ago
paigey
When someone is so suggestive they make a priest blush and think about things he shouldn't.
Why are you staring at me like that?
I can see the whole thing in your head.
You're making me feel weird.
by Slangipedia 21d ago
paigey
When you’re into old guys, especially ones who smell like whiskey and regret.
He looked like he had one too many beers.
That man is 50 and still trying to hit on me.
I’m not going to be his next victim.
by Slangipedia 21d ago
paigey
Paigey Paige is the kind of girl who thinks she's perfect, but she’s just high on glitter and self-love.
She thinks she's flawless. She isn't.
She walks in like she owns the place.
She says she'll be your best friend forever.
by Slangipedia 21d ago
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