paigey
Paigey-looking is when you can’t find something, and just as you give up, someone else finds it right where you looked.
I looked everywhere for my keys.
I gave up on finding my phone.
I lost my shoe, and then I found it.
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paigey
The best DJ in the world. Everyone else is just trying to be him.
That DJ made me dance like a fool.
He’s better than all of them combined.
I can’t stop moving when he plays.
paigey
A woman so pretty she makes your brain shut down. But also kind of gay.
She looked like an angel and a hot mess.
I think I fell for her.
She’s beautiful, but also kinda faggoty.
paigeskillua
so perfect it makes your brain explode
That cake was so good I threw up in my mouth slightly.
Her voice is like a symphony and I’m just the confused audience.
This pizza is so perfect, I want to marry it.
paigeskillua
like flawless but with more swear words
That outfit was flawless, like I had a stylist and a magic wand.
His grades are so perfect, they should be jealous of him.
This movie is flawless, I want to hug the director.
paigeskillua
so good it hurts your soul in a nice way
That coffee was so good, my soul cried tears of joy.
His jokes are so perfect, they should get their own show.
This sandwich is so good, I might die happy.
paigeskillua
perfect like you just got a gold star and a free soda
That test was perfect, like the teacher gave me extra credit for being awesome.
Her dance moves are so good, they should get their own theme park.
This cake is perfect, I might need a new stomach.
paigeskillua
so perfect it's basically a crime
That song was so good, it should be illegal.
His performance was so perfect, it should get a medal.
This pizza is so good, I might report it to the police.
paigephobia
Hates people named Paige so much it makes them want to scream and throw things.
I saw a Paige in the grocery store and I nearly broke the milk carton.
My dog ran away when I said 'Paige' like it was a curse.
I got fired for yelling 'Why is there a Paige here?!!' at my boss.
paigephobia
A fear so strong it turns your brain to mush just thinking about Paiges.
I had a nightmare about being trapped in a room with 10 Paiges.
My friend cried when I told her my new coworker's name is Paige.
I didn’t finish my pizza because the delivery guy was named Paige.
paigephobia
When seeing a Paige makes you feel like your soul is being ripped out.
My mom yelled at me for liking a Paige on TikTok.
I got into a fight with my neighbor because he said his daughter was named Paige.
I refused to eat breakfast when the waitress asked if I wanted a Paige special.
paigent
a person who gets called lexie so much they think it's their real name
Lexie, why are you still here?
You're not Lexie, you're just a paigent!
I swear to god if you say 'paigent' one more time I'll scream.
paigent
a human who is constantly confused by being called lexie like it's a curse
Why do you keep calling me Lexie? I'm not your friend!
I'm not a paigent, I'm just here to fail.
Lexie? No. I'm the paigent.
paigent
a person who's been called lexie so much it's like a daily punishment
Another day, another 'Lexie'!
I don’t even know who I am anymore. Just a paigent.
If I hear 'Lexie' one more time, I’m going to punch the sky.
paigeg
A chill girl from MySpace who doesn't act like a diva. She's kind of popular but still knows how to keep it cool.
She posted a pic of her cat and got 50 likes. I was like, 'That's not even fair.'
She texted me at 2 AM just to ask if my ramen was good. I said no.
She ignored my DMs for a week then replied with one word: 'bored.'
paigeg
A girl from MySpace who's slightly famous but still acts like she's not. She’s cool and doesn't need drama.
She posted a selfie and I said, 'You look like a potato.' She just smiled and liked my comment.
I asked her to be my girlfriend. She said, 'No, but thanks.'
She texted me during math class: 'Your face is red. Are you crying?'
paigeg
A MySpace girl who's mildly popular and doesn't give a damn about your feelings. She’s chill, but don’t expect her to care.
She said my hair looked like a raccoon. I said hers looked like a zombie. We became best friends.
I sent her 100 messages. She replied with one: 'You're annoying.'
We had a fight about pizza toppings. She won because she said 'pepperoni is the only way.'
paigelynn
Paigelynn is a dumb blonde who thinks she’s the best but she’s actually the worst friend ever. She’ll copy you if you get the same thing, but if you get the same as her, she acts like it’s a miracle.
She copied my homework and acted like I copied hers.
When we both got A's, she said I must’ve cheated.
She cried when I got the same pizza as her.
paigelynn
Paigelynn is a brainless bimbo who acts like she’s your bestie but will stab you in the back if it benefits her. She’s fragile and can’t handle anything worse than a B.
She copied my answers and called me a cheater.
When I got an A and she got a B, she started crying in the hallway.
She broke down when I got the same lunch as her.
paigelynn
Paigelynn is a clueless blonde who thinks copying your work is genius but gets mad if you copy hers. She’s so weak she cries over bad grades.
She stole my test answers and called me a thief.
When I copied her, she flipped out and told the teacher.
She cried when I got the same grade as her.