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A stupid nickname for someone named Paige. It’s like giving a goldfish a cell phone.
Paigey? That's the worst name ever.
I'm not going to be called Paigey again.
Paigey? I'd rather be called Kevin.
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When someone is so suggestive they make a priest blush and think about things he shouldn't.
Why are you staring at me like that?
I can see the whole thing in your head.
You're making me feel weird.
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When you’re into old guys, especially ones who smell like whiskey and regret.
He looked like he had one too many beers.
That man is 50 and still trying to hit on me.
I’m not going to be his next victim.
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Paigey Paige is the kind of girl who thinks she's perfect, but she’s just high on glitter and self-love.
She thinks she's flawless. She isn't.
She walks in like she owns the place.
She says she'll be your best friend forever.
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Paigey-looking is when you can’t find something, and just as you give up, someone else finds it right where you looked.
I looked everywhere for my keys.
I gave up on finding my phone.
I lost my shoe, and then I found it.
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The best DJ in the world. Everyone else is just trying to be him.
That DJ made me dance like a fool.
He’s better than all of them combined.
I can’t stop moving when he plays.
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A woman so pretty she makes your brain shut down. But also kind of gay.
She looked like an angel and a hot mess.
I think I fell for her.
She’s beautiful, but also kinda faggoty.