paigeg

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A chill girl from MySpace who doesn't act like a diva. She's kind of popular but still knows how to keep it cool.

She posted a pic of her cat and got 50 likes. I was like, 'That's not even fair.'

She texted me at 2 AM just to ask if my ramen was good. I said no.

She ignored my DMs for a week then replied with one word: 'bored.'

A girl from MySpace who's slightly famous but still acts like she's not. She’s cool and doesn't need drama.

She posted a selfie and I said, 'You look like a potato.' She just smiled and liked my comment.

I asked her to be my girlfriend. She said, 'No, but thanks.'

She texted me during math class: 'Your face is red. Are you crying?'

A MySpace girl who's mildly popular and doesn't give a damn about your feelings. She’s chill, but don’t expect her to care.

She said my hair looked like a raccoon. I said hers looked like a zombie. We became best friends.

I sent her 100 messages. She replied with one: 'You're annoying.'

We had a fight about pizza toppings. She won because she said 'pepperoni is the only way.'