paigephobia

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Hates people named Paige so much it makes them want to scream and throw things.

I saw a Paige in the grocery store and I nearly broke the milk carton.

My dog ran away when I said 'Paige' like it was a curse.

I got fired for yelling 'Why is there a Paige here?!!' at my boss.

A fear so strong it turns your brain to mush just thinking about Paiges.

I had a nightmare about being trapped in a room with 10 Paiges.

My friend cried when I told her my new coworker's name is Paige.

I didn’t finish my pizza because the delivery guy was named Paige.

When seeing a Paige makes you feel like your soul is being ripped out.

My mom yelled at me for liking a Paige on TikTok.

I got into a fight with my neighbor because he said his daughter was named Paige.

I refused to eat breakfast when the waitress asked if I wanted a Paige special.