Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A fake friend who lies, betrays you, and is all talk no action

My ex said he’d be there for me, then ghosted me. Classic paigon.

She took my lunch money and told everyone I was a crybaby. Paigon at its finest.

He promised to help me with homework but napped the whole time. Total paigon.

2

A person who acts like theyre better than you and treats you like trash

My cousin called me a paigon because I forgot her birthday. She’s the paigon.

He said I was a paigon for not liking his new haircut. Yeah, he’s the paigon.

She told me she’d never speak to me again. That’s what a paigon says.

3

A British twerp who thinks theyre important but is really just a waste of space

BoJo thinks he's the king. He’s just a paigon in a suit.

That BoJo guy keeps talking about ‘the future’. It's just hot air from a paigon.

He says he’s saving the economy, but it's just a bunch of nonsense from a paigon.

4

A lazy bum who does nothing and wastes your time like a useless piece of trash

He’s been sitting on the couch for weeks. He’s a paigon.

She didn’t even bother to answer my texts. Total paigon.

That guy takes two hours to do his hair. He's a paigon.

5

A total loser who lies and betrays you like they have nothing better to do

He lied about getting me a gift. Big paigon.

She took my money and said she'd come back. She never did. Total paigon.

He promised he’d help me cheat on the test. He just laughed at me. That’s a paigon.

6

A little enemy who thinks they’re tough but is just annoying

He keeps bragging about his video game stats. He's a paigon.

She told me she was going to beat me up. She couldn’t even touch me. Paigon.

He said he’d win the race, then tripped over a rock. Total paigon.