paighe

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A woman who thinks she's the boss of everything, even though she sometimes takes naps like a baby. She’s smart as hell, looks good enough to steal your heart, and can talk to kids better than most adults can talk to their own parents.
Paigh: 'I could do this job in my sleep.' (She did.)
Paigh told the kid she was 'too short for a joke' and then laughed so hard she cried.
At work, Paigh said, 'I’m not lazy. I’m just strategically efficient.'
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She’s the kind of girl who dyes her hair to look cool but still acts like she’s too good for everyone. She’s got a laugh that can light up a room and a heart so big it could fit a whole football team.
Paigh: 'You think I’m pretty? I’m not even trying.' (She was.)
When asked out, Paigh said, 'I’d rather date a pizza than you.'
At the party, she made everyone laugh so hard they couldn’t breathe.
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