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paija
Paijas are like magical people from another planet that live underwater, and they can just appear in your life without warning. You’ll know you're in Paija because everything will make sense for once.
My brother said he visited Paija and came back with a fish that talks.
I got lost in the ocean and ended up in Paija where I met a guy who only speaks in rhymes.
My friend’s grandma claims she went to Paija and brought back a seashell that makes you rich.
by Slangipedia 21d ago
paij
Paij is a hot mess who looks like a fairy tale but acts like a nightmare. She’s got the face of an angel, the body of a goddess, and the temper of a dragon. Don’t mess with her or she’ll stab you with a knife while shooting you with a rifle.
She looked at me like I’d just insulted her dog.
I asked for a second date and got a bullet in the leg.
She texted me: 'You better bring flowers or I'll kill you.'
by Slangipedia 21d ago
paij
Paij is like a saint with a side of hell. She’s super sweet to her kids but will scream at anyone who messes with them. Her family adores her, even when she’s screaming at the neighbors.
She yelled at the mailman for giving my kid a bad grade.
Darcy cried and she broke three plates.
She texted me: 'If you don’t help me, I’ll throw my kid out of the house.'
by Slangipedia 21d ago
paij
Paij is a nightmare in light blue and blonde. She’s got the looks of a queen but the heart of a monster. She’ll push you to the ground and laugh while doing it.
She kicked me out of the club for being too loud.
I tried to flirt with her and got a black eye.
She texted me: 'You’re not cute enough to be my friend.'
by Slangipedia 21d ago
paiintedmars
paiintedmars is the worst. they said they followed me first, but i know they were just jealous. i am the real deal.
@paiintedmars you think you followed me first? i was already here when you even existed.
they tried to act cool, but i saw them lurking in my dm's like a creepy kid in the dark.
i called them out in front of everyone. they had no idea what hit them.
by Slangipedia 21d ago
paiintedmars
paiintedmars is just a sad moot who thinks they're important. i mean, really? they followed me first? please.
they posted a whole thread about following me first. it was cringey and unnecessary.
i told them to shut up during my stream. they wouldn't stop talking.
they tried to flex in the comments. i replied with one word: 'nope.'
by Slangipedia 21d ago
paiintedmars
paiintedmars is a moot who claims to follow me first, but they’re just trying to get attention.
they sent me a dm like it was the end of the world. i replied with 'lol' and blocked them.
they posted a picture of themselves with my username on it. it was ugly.
they tried to start a conversation, but i ignored them for 20 minutes straight.
by Slangipedia 21d ago
paigu
The kind of person who’d punch your face for stealing your last chip but still buy you beer.
He fought my brother over a pizza slice and then paid for the whole thing.
She broke my phone but sent me a gift card for a new one.
He got in a fist fight with my dad just to make sure I had snacks.
by Slangipedia 21d ago
paigu
A human who’s so good, they could be your friend but also your enemy if you messed up.
He helped me cheat on a test and then told the teacher.
She gave me advice and then stole my lunch money.
He saved my life but still took my last candy.
by Slangipedia 21d ago
paigu
The only person who’d side with you even if it meant getting in trouble.
He lied for me when I broke the principal’s desk.
She stole my test answers and got caught.
He took the blame for my prank.
by Slangipedia 21d ago
paigton
A girl so horny she'd lick a toilet seat if it had a boy's name on it
She went from my brother to the mailman in three days.
I saw her kiss the pizza guy and then texted me.
She told the gym teacher she was 'working out' with him.
by Slangipedia 21d ago
paigton
A girl who's too busy getting head to remember her own name
I saw her in three different classrooms at once.
She texted me while on a date with my dad.
She left the restaurant because the waiter was 'too cute'.
by Slangipedia 21d ago
paigton
A girl who would sleep with a statue if it winked at her
She asked my dog out on a date.
I walked in on her making out with the janitor.
She texted me while on a video call with her ex.
by Slangipedia 21d ago
paigonist
a person who lets paigon run wild like it's the final level of a video game
My cousin is a paigonist. He turned my bedroom into a jungle and now lives in a tent.
Paigonist? That’s what my brother called me after I ate 12 tacos and cried at a movie.
I’m a paigonist. My mom says I’ll never grow up, but I say she’s just mad.
by Slangipedia 21d ago
paigonist
the guy who shows up to sleepovers with 3 snacks and 100 problems
Charlie Martin was the paigonist at Arnav's sleepover. He brought a sandwich and cried when someone laughed.
At the sleepover, the paigonist forgot his pajamas but still tried to fight a pillow.
The sleepover had a paigonist. He talked about his ex for 4 hours and then fell asleep on a couch.
by Slangipedia 21d ago
paigonist
a human who has so much paigon it’s like they got hit by a train of chaos
My friend is a paigonist. He ran out of the house wearing pajamas and screamed at the mailman.
She’s a paigonist. Her room looks like a tornado hit it, and she still managed to eat 5 cookies.
The paigonist in our class eats crayons for breakfast and talks to the ceiling.
by Slangipedia 21d ago
paigey blaze
the only dj who can make your brain explode from pure musical talent.
My ears are melting because of paigey blaze
I just heard paigey blaze and my soul is now a disco ball
Paigey blaze turned my commute into a rave I didn’t sign up for
by Slangipedia 21d ago
paigey blaze
a dj so good they make other djs look like they fell asleep at the wheel.
Paigey blaze is the reason my ex left me for a beat
I tried to be cool with my dj skills, then I heard paigey blaze
My friend’s dj set was okay until paigey blaze came in
by Slangipedia 21d ago
paigey blaze
the only person who can make your face turn into a frowny emoji during the best song ever.
Paigey blaze ruined my happy mood with one beat drop
I was dancing like a maniac until paigey blaze made me cry
My dog started barking at the music because of paigey blaze
by Slangipedia 21d ago
paigon
A fake friend who lies, betrays you, and is all talk no action
My ex said he’d be there for me, then ghosted me. Classic paigon.
She took my lunch money and told everyone I was a crybaby. Paigon at its finest.
He promised to help me with homework but napped the whole time. Total paigon.
by Slangipedia 21d ago
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