paigonist

My cousin is a paigonist. He turned my bedroom into a jungle and now lives in a tent.

Paigonist? That’s what my brother called me after I ate 12 tacos and cried at a movie.

I’m a paigonist. My mom says I’ll never grow up, but I say she’s just mad.

Charlie Martin was the paigonist at Arnav's sleepover. He brought a sandwich and cried when someone laughed.

At the sleepover, the paigonist forgot his pajamas but still tried to fight a pillow.

The sleepover had a paigonist. He talked about his ex for 4 hours and then fell asleep on a couch.

My friend is a paigonist. He ran out of the house wearing pajamas and screamed at the mailman.

She’s a paigonist. Her room looks like a tornado hit it, and she still managed to eat 5 cookies.

The paigonist in our class eats crayons for breakfast and talks to the ceiling.