paigu

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The kind of person who’d punch your face for stealing your last chip but still buy you beer.
He fought my brother over a pizza slice and then paid for the whole thing.
She broke my phone but sent me a gift card for a new one.
He got in a fist fight with my dad just to make sure I had snacks.
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A human who’s so good, they could be your friend but also your enemy if you messed up.
He helped me cheat on a test and then told the teacher.
She gave me advice and then stole my lunch money.
He saved my life but still took my last candy.
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The only person who’d side with you even if it meant getting in trouble.
He lied for me when I broke the principal’s desk.
She stole my test answers and got caught.
He took the blame for my prank.
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