paija

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A paija is basically a human who looks good, can run faster than most people, has a brain that doesn’t shut off even when they’re tired, and still manages to be annoyingly perfect. Some of them dance or sing like they were born for it.
My math teacher said I’m a paija because I got 100% on the test but still failed gym.
My friend’s dog thinks she’s a paija because she walks in circles like she’s doing a routine.
My mom calls me a paija every time I forget to clean my room and still get straight A's.
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Paijas are like magical people from another planet that live underwater, and they can just appear in your life without warning. You’ll know you're in Paija because everything will make sense for once.
My brother said he visited Paija and came back with a fish that talks.
I got lost in the ocean and ended up in Paija where I met a guy who only speaks in rhymes.
My friend’s grandma claims she went to Paija and brought back a seashell that makes you rich.
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