painbogganning
Tabogganning with the fury of a dragon who just lost his treasure and hates you.
He painbogganned me so much I got dizzy.
I was painbogganned until my legs gave out.
She painbogganned me right before recess.
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painbogganning
Tabogganning like you’re trying to kill someone and they’re just standing there laughing.
He painbogganned me so hard I had to sit down.
I got painbogganned during a test and failed it.
She painbogganned me while my mom was watching.
painbogganning
Tabogganning with the strength of ten elephants who just woke up and are really angry.
He painbogganned me so much I started screaming.
I got painbogganned until my face turned red.
She painbogganned me right in front of my teacher.
painballing
A dumb game from Oregon where two guys fight on a pool table like they're in a cage match. They hold the cue ball or 8-ball and try to smash other balls into their opponent’s pocket, or get their knuckles crushed if they’re not careful.
My cousin tried painballing and got his finger stuck between two balls. Now he’s got a permanent bruise.
At my uncle's house, we play painballing every weekend. It’s like war but with pool balls.
I once watched my dad get knocked out during painballing. The 8-ball went straight into his pocket and he screamed like a baby.
painballing
A person who likes getting their nuts squeezed during sex, probably because they’re a masochist or just really stupid.
My roommate is the biggest painballing I’ve ever seen. He even enjoys it when his girlfriend uses a tennis ball to punch him in the face during sex.
She said she’d take me out for dinner if I stopped being such a painballing. I said sure, and now I’m eating steak with a broken nose.
He got hit by a car on the way home from work because he was too busy being a painballing to look both ways.
painballing
A fake name for paintball used by people who got hit in the face so hard they thought they had a concussion and then quit.
My friend called paintball ‘painballing’ because he was too sore to say the real name. Now everyone just calls it painballing.
He told me he’d rather get hit by a truck than play paintball again. So now he’s just calling it painballing.
She went from being a pro at paintball to a painballing in one day because of a bad hit to the face.
painballing
A dumb version of air hockey but with pool balls and no mercy. You hold a ball, you smash other balls into holes, and if you drop your ball or score the least points, you’re trash.
My brother plays painballing every day. He’s so good he once knocked out three of his friends at once.
At my sister’s house, we play painballing until someone cries or passes out from pain.
I tried playing painballing with my dad and got my hand stuck between the cue ball and an 8-ball. It was like a horror movie.
painballing
A silly sport where you hit people in the face with balls to get points, which is basically just a fancy way of saying ‘I’m mad at you and I want revenge.’
My mom got into painballing because she was tired of my brother making fun of her. Now she’s better than him.
At school, we play painballing during lunch. It’s the only time I ever get hit in the face with a ball.
He joined a painballing club just to prove he could take a punch from a ball and still walk home.
painballing
When you shoot paintballs at someone’s crotch so hard it feels like your gun is trying to kill their balls. It’s the worst.
My friend got hit in the nuts during painballing and cried for ten minutes.
He tried to play painballing with me and got hit so hard he passed out and didn’t wake up until lunch.
She called me a painballing because she shot me in the crotch five times in one game.
painball
A fancy word for getting your face smashed by colorful balls. Used mostly by people who think Airsoft is cooler, but still got their nose broken once.
Why do you play painball? You know it hurts like hell.
I quit paintball because I got hit in the eye and now I cry at everything.
My friend calls it painball. I call it face rape.
painball
A stupid game from Oregon where you fight with pool balls on a table like it's the end of the world. You hold a ball and try to chuck others into holes while your knuckles get smashed.
My uncle plays painball every day. He thinks he’s a gladiator.
I saw my cousin try to hit me with a pool ball. It was brutal.
We turned our dining table into a war zone for painball.
painball
A person who likes getting their nuts pummeled during sex. They probably don’t know what mercy is.
My boyfriend’s a painball. He screams like a baby every time I touch him.
She calls it a love game. I call it torture.
He says it’s wild. I say it’s punishment.
painball
A stupid version of airhockey where pool balls are used like they’re going to save your life. You hold a ball and try not to lose yours.
We play painball every weekend. It’s just me and my brother trying to knock each other out.
I’ve lost three fingers to this game. I swear.
My mom thinks it's fun. She doesn’t know what pain is.
painball
A game where you try to hit people in the face as hard as you can, just for points. It’s like being a bully but with balls.
I played painball once and got hit in the nose so hard I cried.
My cousin thinks it's cool. I think he’s insane.
We play painball because we’re all losers.
painball
When you shoot your own genitals with a paintball gun like it’s a punishment from God. It’s not fun, it’s just sad.
My brother shot his balls with a painball gun and now he can’t walk.
I tried painball once. I still have a scar on my butt.
She called it love. I call it death.
painas
A burning pain that feels like your butt is on fire and someone is stabbing you with a rusty spoon.
I got painas after eating six tacos and trying to do the can-can.
My brother screamed like a girl when he got painas from sitting on a hot stove.
That painas felt like my anus was being tortured by a thousand squirrels.
painas
A pain so bad it makes you wish you were dead and also wish you had never been born.
After the painas, I didn’t want to live anymore. I just wanted a sandwich.
My mom got painas from sitting on a brick for too long. She cried like a baby.
That painas made me yell ‘MOMMY!’ in public.
painas
A brutal ache that feels like your butt is being squeezed by a giant, angry octopus.
I got painas from wearing tight pants all day. My butt was screaming.
My dad had painas after doing a squat challenge with his friends.
That painas made me run out of the room and hide under a couch.
painapple
A pineapple that's so good it'll rip your mouth apart and make your guts cry for mercy.
I bit into a painapple and my tongue felt like it was on fire.
My friend ate one and now he’s running to the bathroom like a scared kid.
That painapple didn’t just taste bad, it screamed at me.
painapple
When you eat an apple so sour it feels like your mouth got stabbed with a lemon and a curse.
I tried to bite into that apple, and my teeth screamed at me.
My mom gave me one and I think she was trying to kill me.
That painapple hit me like a punch in the face.