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painciling
When you take a pencil, stick it in your mouth, and hope the pain is worth it.
I painciled through that burn. It was like eating fire with a side of pencil.
The pencil didn’t help, but I still bit down on it like it was a life preserver.
Painciling is what happens when you’re too proud to scream.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
painchod
A painchod is someone so annoying they make your life feel like it’s being kicked by a donkey made of dirt.
My cousin is a painchod. He talks nonstop even when no one asks him anything.
That kid in class is a painchod. He always messes up my lunch.
My boss is a painchod. He yells at me for things I didn’t do.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
painchod
A painchod is like a bad pizza, nobody wants it, and everyone wishes it would just disappear.
My neighbor is a painchod. He plays his music too loud at 2 am.
My little brother is a painchod. He steals my snacks every day.
My ex is a painchod. She texts me at work pretending she’s mad, but she’s just bored.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
painchod
A painchod is someone who takes the fun out of everything and makes you want to throw them into a lake.
My math teacher is a painchod. He doesn’t even know what a painchod is.
My friend’s mom is a painchod. She interrupts every conversation with random stories about her cat.
My dog is a painchod. He barks at the mailman like it’s a war.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
painche
Painche is when you yell at your buddy to get their stupid attention. It started way back when Cajun guys in Louisiana would call each other painche instead of punch. Now it's just drunk people trying not to embarrass themselves.
@jake_420: "PAINCHE, YOU IDIOT!" #drunklouisiana
@cindy_cajun: Painche me again and I'll make you my second wife.
Dad: "Painche that kid before he eats the whole cake."
by Slangipedia 15d ago
painche
Painching is when you rub your junk just enough to feel good, but not so much that it ruins your healing. It’s like giving yourself a mini massage while still trying to avoid getting kicked out of the hospital.
Bro: "I painched through my stitches and now I’m high."
Nurse: "Don’t painch me again or I’ll kick you out."
Mom: "You painched during your wisdom teeth removal?"
by Slangipedia 15d ago
painchaud
A man who would punch his own mom if she didn’t laugh at him first.
He threw water in my face during lunch. Said it was a ‘friendly greeting.’
I saw him spit on the principal’s shoes and laugh like it was a joke.
He drowned his little brother with a soda bottle. Called it ‘hydration training.’
by Slangipedia 15d ago
painchaud
The kind of guy who thinks spitting water is a full-time job.
He spits water in my drink every time I say ‘hi’ at school.
He got suspended for throwing water at the teacher’s head during math class.
He started a war with his brother over whose water was stronger.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
painchaud
A man who would rather fight you than drink your soda.
He tried to choke me with a straw. Said it was ‘taste testing.’
He spit water in my face during the big test. Got me a D.
He attacked my friend’s lunch just to see if he could.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
painbrexit
Painbrexit is when Britain leaves the EU but ends up getting crushed by bad luck, like a piñata full of insults. No one wants it but everyone gets hit.
I told my mom Brexit was a good idea. She said I’d regret it. I did.
My uncle lost his job because of Painbrexit and now he’s eating cereal for dinner.
The price of bread went up, and I cried like a baby in the supermarket.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
painbrexit
Painbrexit is Brexit gone wrong. Like when you think you're going to win but end up with a broken leg and no prize.
My friend said Painbrexit was just a bad day at work. I told him it was like a bad day times ten.
I got a text from my dad: 'You left the EU, now pay for my new job.'
The economy went down, and I had to sell my dog for money.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
painbrexit
Painbrexit is when you leave the EU like a kid who quits soccer, but then you get no snacks and have to do extra homework.
I said Painbrexit was just a fancy word for being sad. I was wrong.
My teacher made us write an essay about Brexit. It felt like Painbrexit.
The economy went south, and now my allowance is gone.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
painbow
A painbow is when the sky looks like it's about to crap on you. It’s dark clouds that promise misery, not magic.
The painbow was hanging over my head like a giant middle finger from God.
I saw a painbow and immediately knew I’d be late for work again.
That painbow looked like it had just been kicked by a donkey.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
painbow
A painbow makes your soul scream. It’s like a rainbow, but it flips you upside down and kicks you in the pants.
I saw a painbow and my brain exploded like a piñata full of bad decisions.
That painbow made me feel like I’d been hit by a truck and then left in the sun.
My cat ran away when it saw the painbow. That’s how bad it was.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
painbow
A painbow is made of cacti, not colors. It looks like a desert threw up and then tried to dance.
That painbow looked like my mom’s garden after she got drunk.
The painbow was so ugly, it gave me a headache just by existing.
I saw the painbow and immediately knew I’d never be happy again.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
painbow
A painbow is like a rainbow but it’s so bad, it sticks to your ribs. It’s memorable, but in the worst way.
That painbow was so bad, I had to take a shower just to wash it off.
I’ll never forget that painbow, it was like being yelled at by a giant lollipop.
My friend saw a painbow and cried. I didn’t even know crying could be a sport.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
painbow
A painbow is when you pee in the sun like a fool, and it turns your urine into a colorful insult.
I peed in the sun and made a painbow. My boss saw it and said I was fired.
My dog tried to make a painbow too. He failed and ran away screaming.
That painbow was so bright, it made my eyes bleed.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
painbogganning
Making tabogganning feel like getting hit by a truck just to see if you'll cry like a baby.
My cousin painbogganned me so hard I cried in front of my mom.
He painbogganned me during lunch and now my teeth hurt.
She painbogganned me until I had to take a nap.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
painbogganning
Tabogganning with the intensity of a thousand screaming kids who just got grounded.
He painbogganned me so much my ears were ringing.
I was painbogganned until I almost peed myself.
My friend painbogganned me while I was eating pizza.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
painbogganning
Tabogganning like your mom just told you you failed every class and you have to clean the house.
She painbogganned me so hard I dropped my phone.
I got painbogganned during math class and cried.
He painbogganned me until my shoes were soaked.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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