painche
Painching is when you rub your junk just enough to feel good, but not so much that it ruins your healing. It’s like giving yourself a mini massage while still trying to avoid getting kicked out of the hospital.
Bro: "I painched through my stitches and now I’m high."
Nurse: "Don’t painch me again or I’ll kick you out."
Mom: "You painched during your wisdom teeth removal?"