painballing

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A dumb game from Oregon where two guys fight on a pool table like they're in a cage match. They hold the cue ball or 8-ball and try to smash other balls into their opponent’s pocket, or get their knuckles crushed if they’re not careful.
My cousin tried painballing and got his finger stuck between two balls. Now he’s got a permanent bruise.
At my uncle's house, we play painballing every weekend. It’s like war but with pool balls.
I once watched my dad get knocked out during painballing. The 8-ball went straight into his pocket and he screamed like a baby.
by Slangipedia 2h ago
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A person who likes getting their nuts squeezed during sex, probably because they’re a masochist or just really stupid.
My roommate is the biggest painballing I’ve ever seen. He even enjoys it when his girlfriend uses a tennis ball to punch him in the face during sex.
She said she’d take me out for dinner if I stopped being such a painballing. I said sure, and now I’m eating steak with a broken nose.
He got hit by a car on the way home from work because he was too busy being a painballing to look both ways.
by Slangipedia 2h ago
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A fake name for paintball used by people who got hit in the face so hard they thought they had a concussion and then quit.
My friend called paintball ‘painballing’ because he was too sore to say the real name. Now everyone just calls it painballing.
He told me he’d rather get hit by a truck than play paintball again. So now he’s just calling it painballing.
She went from being a pro at paintball to a painballing in one day because of a bad hit to the face.
by Slangipedia 2h ago
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A dumb version of air hockey but with pool balls and no mercy. You hold a ball, you smash other balls into holes, and if you drop your ball or score the least points, you’re trash.
My brother plays painballing every day. He’s so good he once knocked out three of his friends at once.
At my sister’s house, we play painballing until someone cries or passes out from pain.
I tried playing painballing with my dad and got my hand stuck between the cue ball and an 8-ball. It was like a horror movie.
by Slangipedia 2h ago
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A silly sport where you hit people in the face with balls to get points, which is basically just a fancy way of saying ‘I’m mad at you and I want revenge.’
My mom got into painballing because she was tired of my brother making fun of her. Now she’s better than him.
At school, we play painballing during lunch. It’s the only time I ever get hit in the face with a ball.
He joined a painballing club just to prove he could take a punch from a ball and still walk home.
by Slangipedia 2h ago
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When you shoot paintballs at someone’s crotch so hard it feels like your gun is trying to kill their balls. It’s the worst.
My friend got hit in the nuts during painballing and cried for ten minutes.
He tried to play painballing with me and got hit so hard he passed out and didn’t wake up until lunch.
She called me a painballing because she shot me in the crotch five times in one game.
by Slangipedia 2h ago
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