painaphobia
Too scared to take a hit, even if it’s from your mom
I won’t touch that candy. I’ve seen what happens when you eat too much.
He ran away when his dad said he’d give him a wedgie.
She screamed when her brother flicked her nose.
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painaphobia
Screams like a baby when you poke them
He cried when I dropped a pencil on his foot.
She yelled when I gave her a paper cut.
He ran out of the room when I said I’d hit him with a ruler.
painaphobia
Can’t handle even the smallest pinch
She cried when I pinched her arm.
He screamed when I tapped his shoulder.
She fainted when I stuck a needle in her finger.
painaphobia
Would rather die than feel pain for even one second
He said he’d rather be killed than get a tattoo.
She ran away when I said I’d give her a hair cut with scissors.
He cried when I told him I would hit him with a hammer.
painaphobia
Can’t stand even the tiniest little hurt
She cried when I told her she had one sticker on her hand.
He screamed when I said he’d get a paper cut.
She ran out of the room when I said I’d tickle her.
painaphobia
Screams louder than a dog when you pinch them
He screamed like a dog when I pinched his nose.
She yelled like a monster when I gave her a paper cut.
He ran away when I said he’d get a wedgie.
painaholic
A person who can't get enough of being emotionally tortured, like they're out there begging for heartbreak and expecting everyone to hate them just for fun.
I dated a guy who cheated on me with my best friend. Then I went back to him. Classic painaholic move.
She broke up with her boyfriend because he didn't text her enough. Now she's crying in the grocery store.
He asked his ex for forgiveness, and she just laughed in his face.
painaholic
Someone who chases pain like it’s a drug, going after bad relationships and hoping they’ll end up with nothing but broken bones and broken hearts.
He fell for a woman who was married and had three kids. Now he's stuck in the middle of a drama he never wanted.
She went back to her abusive boyfriend because she thought he'd change. He didn’t. And now she’s even more messed up.
He broke up with his girlfriend just to make her suffer, and it worked.
painaholic
A person who's so used to getting hurt that they look for it in every new love interest, like they're waiting for the other shoe to drop.
She dated a guy who had a habit of disappearing. Now she’s with another one who does the same thing.
He started seeing someone new just to prove he could handle more heartbreak.
She broke up with her boyfriend because he was too kind, and now she's dating someone who yells at her every day.
painaholic
A person who eats emotional pain for breakfast, like it’s the best thing since sliced bread, and they’ll take any kind of misery just to feel something.
She dated a man with zero self-esteem and thought that was romantic. It wasn’t.
He went through three breakups in one month because he liked the drama.
She moved across the country for love and ended up with nothing but loneliness.
painaholic
A person who thinks happiness is a temporary thing, so they go out of their way to make sure every new relationship ends in tears.
She cheated on her boyfriend just to prove she could be bad at love.
He broke up with his girlfriend because he didn’t want to feel happy anymore.
She moved to a new city for a guy and then dumped him after two weeks.
painaholic
Someone who's so desperate for a good cry that they'll date the worst people just to get their feelings hurt.
She dated her ex’s brother because he was a total disaster and it gave her more drama.
He got back with his ex just to feel like he'd been through something real.
She broke up with her boyfriend for no reason because she wanted to cry.
painanal
Painanal is the worst kind of paperwork. It’s like getting stuck in a toilet for hours while someone shouts at you about your grandma’s sandwich.
My boss sent me a letter that was longer than my ex's text messages.
The doctor gave me 14 forms to fill out before I could get my coffee.
I had to explain my cat’s opinion on the matter in triplicate.
painanal
Painanal is when you have to argue with a machine about your life choices. It’s like being yelled at by a toaster.
I got a call from the government asking if my dog was married.
They made me write my address in cursive, which I haven’t done since kindergarten.
The form said I had to prove I wasn't a robot, but I already knew that.
painanal
Painanal is when you get stuck in a never-ending loop of forms and fake emergencies. It’s like being trapped in a vending machine with your boss.
I had to fill out a form for my neighbor’s cat because he forgot his password.
The police showed up just to ask me if I was related to my cousin’s uncle.
They made me swear on a dictionary that I wasn’t lying about my shoe size.
painanal
Painanal is when you spend more time fighting the system than actually living your life. It's like being stuck in a never-ending game of chess with a donkey.
I had to fill out 7 forms just to get my parking permit.
They called me at 3 AM because my dog didn’t sign the agreement properly.
My neighbor got fined for not answering his phone during a public emergency.
painanal
Painanal is when you feel like you're being punished by the government just because you exist. It's like getting detention from your mom, dad, and the school all at once.
I got a letter saying I had to prove my existence with 3 different forms.
They made me sign a contract that said I wouldn’t eat too many burgers.
The government asked if I was still alive just because I didn't reply to an email.
painanal
Painanal is when you get stuck with a pile of forms and someone else's problems. It’s like being given a math test by your teacher, your mom, and your uncle all at the same time.
They made me fill out a form just to say I didn’t like broccoli.
I had to write my address in 3 different colors because that was 'for fun.'
The clerk asked if I was going to be there for the next 10 years.
painal
Anal sex that feels like your ass is getting stabbed by a flaming fork. Or maybe it's awesome if she loves getting beat up.
My guy tried to painal me during my lunch break and I had to run to the bathroom crying.
She said 'yes' to painal, but then screamed so loud the whole office heard her.
He told me he was going to make it hurt. He didn't lie.
painal
When a guy shoves his meat or something else in your butt so hard it feels like you're being attacked by a dragon.
He painaled me during the movie and I had to leave because I was too sore.
She painaled him while he was on a Zoom call, and it looked like he was having a seizure.
He painaled me in the middle of class, and the teacher gave me detention.