Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Anal sex that feels like your ass is getting stabbed by a flaming fork. Or maybe it's awesome if she loves getting beat up.

My guy tried to painal me during my lunch break and I had to run to the bathroom crying.

She said 'yes' to painal, but then screamed so loud the whole office heard her.

He told me he was going to make it hurt. He didn't lie.

2

When a guy shoves his meat or something else in your butt so hard it feels like you're being attacked by a dragon.

He painaled me during the movie and I had to leave because I was too sore.

She painaled him while he was on a Zoom call, and it looked like he was having a seizure.

He painaled me in the middle of class, and the teacher gave me detention.

3

Painal is just a fancy word for 'painful ass' and it's usually because the guy doesn't know how to do it right or the girl is extra mean.

He painaled me at my friend’s house, and I was too sore to go out for pizza.

She said she loved painal until he painaled her in front of everyone.

He called it 'painal' but it felt like I got run over by a truck.

4

The state of being so sore you feel like your butt is on fire and your brain is screaming.

After the painal, I could barely sit down for a week.

She said it was the worst painal she ever had and cried all night.

He did the painal so hard, my dog ran away from me.

5

When your butt gets poked in a way that makes you feel like you've been hit by a truck and it's the worst thing ever.

He painaled me during our first date, and I never went back.

She painaled him at the party, and he couldn't walk for days.

My guy painaled me in front of my mom, and I was so embarrassed.

6

A type of anal sex that’s 43% more painful than regular anal and makes you wish you were dead.

He painaled me so hard, I almost died.

She said it was the best painal she ever had, even though it felt like her butt was on fire.

He painaled me in front of my friends, and they all laughed at me.

7

When your butt gets annoyed and you feel like it’s being yelled at by a loud mouth.

He painaled me so much, my butt was screaming.

She painaled him during her presentation, and he couldn’t finish the talk.

My guy painaled me in front of his mom, and she said I looked stupid.