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Painal is just a fancy word for 'painful ass' and it's usually because the guy doesn't know how to do it right or the girl is extra mean.

He painaled me at my friend’s house, and I was too sore to go out for pizza.

She said she loved painal until he painaled her in front of everyone.

He called it 'painal' but it felt like I got run over by a truck.

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The state of being so sore you feel like your butt is on fire and your brain is screaming.

After the painal, I could barely sit down for a week.

She said it was the worst painal she ever had and cried all night.

He did the painal so hard, my dog ran away from me.

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When your butt gets poked in a way that makes you feel like you've been hit by a truck and it's the worst thing ever.

He painaled me during our first date, and I never went back.

She painaled him at the party, and he couldn't walk for days.

My guy painaled me in front of my mom, and I was so embarrassed.

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A type of anal sex that’s 43% more painful than regular anal and makes you wish you were dead.

He painaled me so hard, I almost died.

She said it was the best painal she ever had, even though it felt like her butt was on fire.

He painaled me in front of my friends, and they all laughed at me.

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When your butt gets annoyed and you feel like it’s being yelled at by a loud mouth.

He painaled me so much, my butt was screaming.

She painaled him during her presentation, and he couldn’t finish the talk.

My guy painaled me in front of his mom, and she said I looked stupid.

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I beat you up so bad you wish you were dead

I ownz everything bro

You’re like a broken toy

You got wrecked and you know it

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You’re so lost you don’t even know where the pain is

I ownz everything LOL XD

You’re like a confused puppy

You’re stuck in my shadow

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You got crushed so hard you turned into confetti

I ownz everything =o

You went from cool to crumby

You’re just a pile of sadness now

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You got beaten up so bad you’re still crying in the trash can

I ownz everything XD

You’re like a sad banana

You’re the weakest link

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You’re so beaten up you think you’re in a horror movie

I ownz everything LOL

You’re like a scared rat

You’re the main character of your own tragedy

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You got destroyed so bad you’re now the background noise

I ownz everything =o XD

You’re like a forgotten sock

You’re just there, barely breathing

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a guy who talks trash about bleach all day and gets a hard-on for lesbian anime

"I swear if I see one more episode of that anime, I'm gonna throw up."

"Bleach is dead. It's not even funny anymore."

DMs: "You don't know lesbian anime? You're literally the worst."

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a goat on TikTok who was the king of lying about stuff but now he's just okay and doesn't even remember his prime

"Back in my day, I had 10K likes. Now it's like 200. What even is life?""

"I used to be the best. Now I'm just a goat with no purpose."

Caption: "Used to be the king of lies. Now I'm just lying about being the king."

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the worst combo ever

I saw pain646 and I died inside

That combo hit me like a truck

He’s the reason I failed math

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he is the devil in human form

He turned my life into a nightmare

I don’t even know what pain646 is but it’s bad

He makes me cry every time

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the king of all combos

That combo was the worst ever

He rules over all combos

I can’t even look at him

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The third in a row of seven (and counting) horror collages that make your soul scream. It’s like getting stabbed by a glitter bomb while watching your ex’s face melt.

My cousin saw this and threw up.

I used it as a torture method for my math teacher.

My dog ran away after one look.

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A collage so bad it makes you question why you ever got out of bed. It has murdered girls, STDs, and things that shouldn’t exist.

I showed it to my mom, she cried.

My friend’s eyes turned red from looking at it too long.

It ruined my lunch.

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The third in a series of seven (and we’re not done yet) collages that will haunt your dreams. It’s full of gross stuff, dead people, and things that make you want to die.

I texted it to my crush, he blocked me.

My teacher used it as a pop quiz.

It made my cat scream and hide.

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Pain is so good it could beat your mom in a karate match and still have energy to roast her for losing

I saw Pain rip through 10 enemies like they were my homework

My cousin cried when Pain showed up at his birthday party

Pain turned my dog into a popsicle just for being loud

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