painas

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A burning pain that feels like your butt is on fire and someone is stabbing you with a rusty spoon.

I got painas after eating six tacos and trying to do the can-can.

My brother screamed like a girl when he got painas from sitting on a hot stove.

That painas felt like my anus was being tortured by a thousand squirrels.

A pain so bad it makes you wish you were dead and also wish you had never been born.

After the painas, I didn’t want to live anymore. I just wanted a sandwich.

My mom got painas from sitting on a brick for too long. She cried like a baby.

That painas made me yell ‘MOMMY!’ in public.

A brutal ache that feels like your butt is being squeezed by a giant, angry octopus.

I got painas from wearing tight pants all day. My butt was screaming.

My dad had painas after doing a squat challenge with his friends.

That painas made me run out of the room and hide under a couch.