painball

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A fancy word for getting your face smashed by colorful balls. Used mostly by people who think Airsoft is cooler, but still got their nose broken once.
Why do you play painball? You know it hurts like hell.
I quit paintball because I got hit in the eye and now I cry at everything.
My friend calls it painball. I call it face rape.
by Slangipedia 2h ago
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A stupid game from Oregon where you fight with pool balls on a table like it's the end of the world. You hold a ball and try to chuck others into holes while your knuckles get smashed.
My uncle plays painball every day. He thinks he’s a gladiator.
I saw my cousin try to hit me with a pool ball. It was brutal.
We turned our dining table into a war zone for painball.
by Slangipedia 2h ago
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A person who likes getting their nuts pummeled during sex. They probably don’t know what mercy is.
My boyfriend’s a painball. He screams like a baby every time I touch him.
She calls it a love game. I call it torture.
He says it’s wild. I say it’s punishment.
by Slangipedia 2h ago
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A stupid version of airhockey where pool balls are used like they’re going to save your life. You hold a ball and try not to lose yours.
We play painball every weekend. It’s just me and my brother trying to knock each other out.
I’ve lost three fingers to this game. I swear.
My mom thinks it's fun. She doesn’t know what pain is.
by Slangipedia 2h ago
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A game where you try to hit people in the face as hard as you can, just for points. It’s like being a bully but with balls.
I played painball once and got hit in the nose so hard I cried.
My cousin thinks it's cool. I think he’s insane.
We play painball because we’re all losers.
by Slangipedia 2h ago
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When you shoot your own genitals with a paintball gun like it’s a punishment from God. It’s not fun, it’s just sad.
My brother shot his balls with a painball gun and now he can’t walk.
I tried painball once. I still have a scar on my butt.
She called it love. I call it death.
by Slangipedia 2h ago
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