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padn
A fancy word for when someone says 'forgive me' but their mouth is too full of pizza and regret to actually say it right.
'Padn,' he mumbled, mouth full of nachos and shame.
'Padn,' she said, still crying from the embarrassment of tripping into a puddle.
'Padn,' he yelled, as his brother laughed at him for falling into the pool.
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
padn
A word you throw out when you're not sure if something is good, but you don't want to admit it's bad either.
'This movie is padn,' he said, trying not to fall asleep.
'This sandwich is padn,' she said, taking one bite and regretting it.
'This life is padn,' he said, staring at his boss.
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
padmos
If you have this as a last name, you're the reason the toilet clogs
My cousin's name is Padmos. I blame him for my blocked drain.
Why is there a Padmos in my family tree? That's the last straw.
Padmos? That's not a name. That's a curse.
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
padmos
If you have this as a last name, you're the reason everyone else is tired
My neighbor's last name is Padmos. I need a nap just thinking about it.
Why does my brother have to be a Padmos? That's the worst.
I don't want to be a Padmos. That's like being a walking doormat.
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
padmos
If you have this as a last name, you're the reason the world is a mess
My grandma is a Padmos. That's why the world is broken.
I can't stand my friend. He's a Padmos. That's why I hate him.
If I had to be a Padmos, I'd rather be a sandwich.
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
padmos
If you have this as a last name, you're the reason everyone else is screaming
My uncle's a Padmos. That's why I have a headache.
My teacher is a Padmos. That's why we all scream in class.
If I had to be a Padmos, I'd rather be a loudspeaker.
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
padmos
If you have this as a last name, you're the reason everyone else is running
My dad is a Padmos. That's why I hate running.
My brother's a Padmos. He ran away from me.
If I had to be a Padmos, I'd rather be a turtle.
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
padmos
If you have this as a last name, you're the reason everyone else is crying
My mom is a Padmos. That's why I cry every day.
I saw my friend's mom. She's a Padmos. That's why he's sad.
If I had to be a Padmos, I'd rather be a tissue.
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
padmoon
A stupid love affair between a werewolf and a dog. People call it padmoon because they're dumb.
I swear if they ship padmoon one more time I'll punch the internet.
My teacher said padmoon was a thing and I almost died.
My dog thinks I'm padmoon and now he won't stop barking at me.
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
padmoon
When two guys who look like they got stuck in a blender fall in love. Also called wolfstar because they’re even dumber.
My cousin ships padmoon and now she won't stop talking about it.
I got in trouble for drawing padmoon in math class.
My friend said padmoon was real and now he won't stop crying.
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
padmoon
A ridiculous romance between a werewolf and a dog. People call it padmoon because they're all f***ing crazy.
My mom thinks I'm padmoon and now she won't stop texting me.
My friend drew padmoon on the board and got detention.
I told my dog about padmoon and now he won't stop licking me.
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
padmini
A kid who thinks they're funny, but they act like your mom and they never shut up.
Why are you crying? I told you the joke was funny!
You're not my mom, you're my cousin!
I swear if you say one more thing I'll throw my chips at you.
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
padmini
A young woman who looks like she’s been stuck in a hot shower for a decade and she’s still trying to be cool.
You look like a prune in a dress!
Why do you smell like old socks and regret?
You’re like a grandma who tried to be a influencer.
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
padmini
A Hindu name that gets cursed by social media because it has ‘admin’ in the middle and no one knows why.
Why can’t I use my name on Twitter? It’s Padmini!
Admin is a bad word now!
My name is cursed by Gmail and I’m not even sad about it.
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
padmini
The cutest person who will make you feel like you’re on vacation, but if you mess with her, she’ll beat you up and you’ll never forget it.
She gave me a hug so tight I felt like I was going to die!
He’s the luckiest guy in the world and I don’t even know why!
She’s like a unicorn with a punch and a perfume.
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
padmi
A penis so bad it looks like it was run over by a goat
My cousin's padmi looks like a sausage that got stepped on
That guy's padmi is the worst I've ever seen
I swear his padmi is the reason he failed gym class
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
padmi
The woman who married Liu Yangyang and now lives in his shadow
Liu Yangyang's wife is like a ghost who only comes out at night
She married him and now he's the main man
Liu Yangyang's wife is the reason he can't get a good night's sleep
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
padmeswari
A crazy person who thinks they're a god. They talk to the sky and expect answers. You'll never escape their holy nonsense.
My cousin thinks she's a goddess. She walks into church and starts yelling at the priest.
My boss keeps praying to the ceiling. I don't know why I still work there.
My neighbor thinks she's been chosen by God. She texts me every day with divine messages.
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
padmeswari
A human who acts like they're on a mission from God. They're loud, spiritual, and impossible to ignore.
My mom started a church in her kitchen. She’s not leaving until everyone converts.
My friend thinks he’s been sent by heaven to save me. I’m not sure if I should run or thank him.
My uncle went to a holy mountain and came back talking about burning demons.
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
padmeswari
A person who's too holy for this world. They talk to clouds and think they're special. You won't be able to handle their madness.
My teacher thinks she's a saint. She’s been talking to the clouds since Monday.
My brother started a holy war with his pizza. It's still going on.
My aunt took a vow of silence and now yells at everyone in church.
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
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