padmeswari

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A crazy person who thinks they're a god. They talk to the sky and expect answers. You'll never escape their holy nonsense.

My cousin thinks she's a goddess. She walks into church and starts yelling at the priest.

My boss keeps praying to the ceiling. I don't know why I still work there.

My neighbor thinks she's been chosen by God. She texts me every day with divine messages.

A human who acts like they're on a mission from God. They're loud, spiritual, and impossible to ignore.

My mom started a church in her kitchen. She’s not leaving until everyone converts.

My friend thinks he’s been sent by heaven to save me. I’m not sure if I should run or thank him.

My uncle went to a holy mountain and came back talking about burning demons.

A person who's too holy for this world. They talk to clouds and think they're special. You won't be able to handle their madness.

My teacher thinks she's a saint. She’s been talking to the clouds since Monday.

My brother started a holy war with his pizza. It's still going on.

My aunt took a vow of silence and now yells at everyone in church.