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padmesh
a brainy ancient Indian legend who could beat your dumb ass at math and still look good doing it
That padmesh could solve my math test and still laugh at me like I was a baby.
I asked him for help and he said I was a disgrace to the human race.
He looked at my math problem and said I was gonna fail and he was gonna cry about it.
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
padmesh
the main guy who gets all the girls while being a big black dude with purple lips and still somehow being the best
Paddy got the girl and I was left with a burger and a sad face.
He got the girl even though he had purple lips and I thought he was a monster.
Paddy got the girl and I had to settle for a pizza and a life of regret.
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
padme
A sticky green plant that makes you feel like a god and then a sad, sweaty baby.
I smoked padme and thought I could fly.
My mom caught me with padme and called me a disgrace.
I ate padme and cried at a commercial.
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
padme
Your best friend who is hot, loud, and will punch you if you don't bring her pizza. She's your hype squad and your biggest pain in the ass.
Padme showed up and started a fight in the mall.
She texted me and said, 'Bring me pizza or I'll fail your test.'
She cried at my dog's funeral and then ate my sandwich.
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
padme
A girl who is so perfect you'd die if she left you. She’s like your soulmate, but also your ex who turned you into a moody robot.
He’d do anything for her, even cry at a restaurant.
She left and he became a brooding robot.
He told me she’s like his soul and he’d die without her.
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
padme
Blowing smoke into a sleep machine while someone else tries to breathe. It’s like a joke that never ends and makes people laugh at you.
He did padme and turned my CPAP into a smoke bomb.
My friend did padme and made the whole class laugh.
I did padme and my teacher yelled at me.
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
padme
A hot girl who forced herself on a guy and then gave him a Nazi salute. She’s the reason he’s all moody and weird.
She gave Anakin a Nazi salute and made him cry.
She forced herself on him and then laughed.
He’s moody now because of her.
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
padmay
Padmay is a girl who laughs like a maniac, acts like a lunatic, and lives like she's never gonna die. She’s always happy, even when she’s yelling at the world.
Padmay just turned her music up to 100 and started dancing in the hallway like she’s at a concert.
She texted me: 'I’m gonna die if I don’t eat pizza right now.' Then she laughed for five minutes.
Her smile is so bright it could blind a cop.
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
padmay
Padmay is a weirdo who thinks she’s a superhero. She’s always happy, even when she’s screaming at the sky.
She texted me: 'I just ran away from my house because my brother said I was weird.'
She blasted music so loud the neighbors called the cops.
She claims she can fly if she jumps off a roof and laughs loudly enough.
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
padmay
Padmay is a girl who thinks she’s cool, even when she’s doing stupid stuff. She’s always happy, even when she’s being annoying.
She sent me a DM: 'I just threw a sandwich at my mom. It was a peace offering.'
She blasted music so loud it woke up the entire neighborhood.
She told me she can talk to animals. I don’t believe her.
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
padmay
Padmay is a girl who’s always smiling like she’s won the lottery. She doesn’t care if people think she’s crazy.
She texted me: 'I just yelled at my dog because he wouldn’t sit down.'
She blasts music so loud it feels like a party in your head.
She thinks she’s the most popular kid in school even though no one talks to her.
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
padmay
Padmay is a girl who’s weird, funny, and never stops being happy. She’s like a human firework, loud and full of energy.
She sent me a message: 'I just jumped off the couch because I was excited.'
She blasts music so loud it sounds like a rock concert.
She thinks she can talk to ghosts. I think she’s just crazy.
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
padmay
Padmay is a girl who’s always happy, even when she’s being loud and weird. She’s like a walking party.
She texted me: 'I just screamed at my brother because he wouldn’t stop talking.'
She blasts music so loud it sounds like a spaceship took off.
She thinks she’s the best at everything. She’s probably right.
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
padmaxi
A person with eyes like peepholes on a bathroom stall. They’re stubborn as a donkey and bossy as a teacher. They’ll lead you to glory or make you wish you were dead.
My cousin has eyes like a peephole. She’s got a crush on the principal. I’m scared for her.
He’s got eyes like a peephole and a personality that screams ‘I’m not afraid of you.’
She’s got eyes like a peephole and a mouth that could talk a dog into giving up his sandwich.
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
padmaxi
They’ve got eyes like a peephole and a brain full of trash. They’re the kind of person who’ll walk into a room and make everyone else feel like they’re the background.
My neighbor has eyes like a peephole and a brain full of trash. She talks to the mailman like he’s her best friend.
He’s got eyes like a peephole and a brain full of trash. He thinks he’s the king of the world.
She’s got eyes like a peephole and a brain full of trash. She told my dog to stop barking or she’d beat him with a broom.
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
padmaxi
They’ve got eyes like a peephole and the confidence of a guy who just won a bet. They’ll charm you into doing anything and then laugh in your face when you fail.
My teacher has eyes like a peephole and the confidence of a guy who just won a bet. She said I’d pass the test and then gave me the hardest one.
He’s got eyes like a peephole and the confidence of a guy who just won a bet. He told me I’d be rich by 20.
She’s got eyes like a peephole and the confidence of a guy who just won a bet. She said I’d be the next president.
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
padmavati
A person who is cute and has a laugh that could shake the walls but also has zero patience for anyone who tries to mess with them
She laughed so hard at my joke that the whole classroom heard it
He tried to flirt with her and got a slap for his trouble
She told her teacher to shut up and just let her finish her math test
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
padmavati
Someone who is sweet but also has a temper that could burn down a whole cafeteria if you say the wrong thing
She smiled at me but then yelled at the guy who stole her snack
When the teacher said she didn’t do her homework, she flipped the table
She gave me a hug and then told my friend to leave
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
padmavati
A person who’s cute and wild and won’t let anyone walk all over them, especially not in the lunch line
She grabbed the last pizza slice and told the whole line to shut up
She started a fight over who got the last soda
She laughed at my joke and then told the principal to back off
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
padmavati
Someone who is adorable and has a sense of humor that makes everyone laugh but also knows how to give a good slap when needed
She told the class a joke so funny that we all fell out of our chairs
She slapped the boy who called her names
She made the teacher laugh so hard that she forgot to write on the board
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
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