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A sticky green plant that makes you feel like a god and then a sad, sweaty baby.
I smoked padme and thought I could fly.
My mom caught me with padme and called me a disgrace.
I ate padme and cried at a commercial.
padme
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Your best friend who is hot, loud, and will punch you if you don't bring her pizza. She's your hype squad and your biggest pain in the ass.
Padme showed up and started a fight in the mall.
She texted me and said, 'Bring me pizza or I'll fail your test.'
She cried at my dog's funeral and then ate my sandwich.
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A girl who is so perfect you'd die if she left you. She’s like your soulmate, but also your ex who turned you into a moody robot.
He’d do anything for her, even cry at a restaurant.
She left and he became a brooding robot.
He told me she’s like his soul and he’d die without her.
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Blowing smoke into a sleep machine while someone else tries to breathe. It’s like a joke that never ends and makes people laugh at you.
He did padme and turned my CPAP into a smoke bomb.
My friend did padme and made the whole class laugh.
I did padme and my teacher yelled at me.
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A hot girl who forced herself on a guy and then gave him a Nazi salute. She’s the reason he’s all moody and weird.
She gave Anakin a Nazi salute and made him cry.
She forced herself on him and then laughed.
He’s moody now because of her.