padmini

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A kid who thinks they're funny, but they act like your mom and they never shut up.
Why are you crying? I told you the joke was funny!
You're not my mom, you're my cousin!
I swear if you say one more thing I'll throw my chips at you.
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A young woman who looks like she’s been stuck in a hot shower for a decade and she’s still trying to be cool.
You look like a prune in a dress!
Why do you smell like old socks and regret?
You’re like a grandma who tried to be a influencer.
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A Hindu name that gets cursed by social media because it has ‘admin’ in the middle and no one knows why.
Why can’t I use my name on Twitter? It’s Padmini!
Admin is a bad word now!
My name is cursed by Gmail and I’m not even sad about it.
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The cutest person who will make you feel like you’re on vacation, but if you mess with her, she’ll beat you up and you’ll never forget it.
She gave me a hug so tight I felt like I was going to die!
He’s the luckiest guy in the world and I don’t even know why!
She’s like a unicorn with a punch and a perfume.
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