Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

If you have this as a last name, you're the reason the toilet clogs

My cousin's name is Padmos. I blame him for my blocked drain.

Why is there a Padmos in my family tree? That's the last straw.

Padmos? That's not a name. That's a curse.

2

If you have this as a last name, you're the reason everyone else is tired

My neighbor's last name is Padmos. I need a nap just thinking about it.

Why does my brother have to be a Padmos? That's the worst.

I don't want to be a Padmos. That's like being a walking doormat.

3

If you have this as a last name, you're the reason the world is a mess

My grandma is a Padmos. That's why the world is broken.

I can't stand my friend. He's a Padmos. That's why I hate him.

If I had to be a Padmos, I'd rather be a sandwich.

4

If you have this as a last name, you're the reason everyone else is screaming

My uncle's a Padmos. That's why I have a headache.

My teacher is a Padmos. That's why we all scream in class.

If I had to be a Padmos, I'd rather be a loudspeaker.

5

If you have this as a last name, you're the reason everyone else is running

My dad is a Padmos. That's why I hate running.

My brother's a Padmos. He ran away from me.

If I had to be a Padmos, I'd rather be a turtle.

6

If you have this as a last name, you're the reason everyone else is crying

My mom is a Padmos. That's why I cry every day.

I saw my friend's mom. She's a Padmos. That's why he's sad.

If I had to be a Padmos, I'd rather be a tissue.