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padswife
A hot, funny, famous person who has TikTok and is basically the most amazing human on the planet.
You’re hot, funny, and famous. Like, you’ve got everything.
You’re so famous, people know your name just from TikTok.
You’re hot, funny, and basically the most amazing person ever.
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
padruga
Padruga is a girl who acts like she’s hot but isn’t.
My padruga tried to flirt with my dad and failed.
She said she was going to a club but just watched Netflix.
She called me ugly but has a double chin.
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
padruga
A padruga is a girl who thinks she’s the main character but isn’t.
She posted a selfie at 2 a. m. and no one liked it.
She told the whole class about her cat but no one cared.
She said she was going to be a singer but can’t even sing.
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
padruga
A padruga is a girl who thinks she’s cool but she’s just annoying.
She kept talking during my favorite show.
She said she was going to be famous but just posts bad TikToks.
She tried to be my friend but won’t stop nagging me.
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
padruga
A padruga is a girl who thinks she’s important but she’s not.
She told me she had 100 followers but it’s fake.
She kept bragging about her phone but it’s old.
She said she was going to be a model but can’t take a selfie.
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
padruga
A padruga is a girl who thinks she’s smart but she’s just loud.
She said she knew everything but failed math.
She talked over me during the whole class.
She called me stupid but can’t spell 'stupid.'
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
padruga
A padruga is a girl who thinks she’s popular but everyone hates her.
She said she had 10 friends but only 1 texted her back.
She tried to be the best at everything but failed.
She kept bragging but no one wanted to hang out with her.
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
padrote
A Spanish word for a man who takes your money and your girl and calls it a business.
My padrote took my girl and my wallet. Now I’m out 20 bucks and my dignity.
This padrote’s got a girl for every day of the week and a lie for every day of the month.
I paid my padrote 50 bucks for a date. Turns out it was just a coupon for a free burger.
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
padrote
A man who lives like a king, but only because he steals from others.
That padrote spends more on his hair than I make in a month.
My padrote’s got a Lamborghini and I’ve got a broken bike.
He’s a padrote, so of course he’s got a yacht and I’ve got a paper boat.
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
padronie
A cigar-lovin' snob who thinks only patron cigars are good enough to touch. Everyone else is just trash.
Bro, I won't even light up if it ain't a patron cigar. My tongue knows the difference.
I saw him throw out a whole pack of cheap cigars. Said they were 'cigar crime.'
He called my cigar 'a disgrace to the art.' I just said, 'You’re a disgrace to the snob life.'
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
padronie
A person who only smokes Padrone Cigars because they think they're the best. Everyone else is just a sad, smoke-mess.
I tried to convince him to try a different brand. He said, 'I don't need no fancy stuff. I just need Padrone.'
She walked out of the room when I lit up a different cigar. Said it was 'a shame to the Padrone.'
He got angry when I said his favorite cigar was 'overrated.' Now he won't stop talking about how Padrone is 'the king of cigars.'
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
padron
Wiggle your butt like a mad woman while also doing something else dumb, like running on a treadmill, jumping off a cliff, or riding a goat. It’s like twerking on a rollercoaster.
Padron was twerking while riding a dirt bike like it was a dance-off.
She twerked while bungee jumping and screamed like a banshee.
He twerked on a treadmill while eating a whole pizza.
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
padron
When you pinch your own butt so hard it feels like you’re giving yourself a back massage from the inside. It’s the ultimate self-love.
He was molesting his gooch like it was his ex.
She pinched her butt so hard it left a red mark.
He did it in public and got yelled at by his mom.
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
padron
A wild Italian card game where people drink like it’s a party and the loser is made fun of for the rest of their life. It’s basically a drinking war with cards.
Padron said, 'Two beers to Aldo and one to Stefano.' Sotta said, 'No.'
Padron yelled, 'A beer to you and one to Aldo!' Sotta said, 'Yes!'
At the end of the game, Urm had no drinks and got called a 'wet noodle.'
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
padron
A stupid Italian card game where people drink a lot and the person who doesn’t drink gets laughed at forever. It’s like a drinking contest but with cards and insults.
Padron said, 'A beer to Aldo and two to Stefano!' Sotta said, 'No!'
Padron yelled, 'One beer to you and one to Aldo!' Sotta said, 'Yes!'
Urm had no drinks and got called a 'wet noodle' for the rest of the night.
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
padroll
When a cat rubs their paws all over your body like they're trying to scratch you to death but are too lazy to actually do it. It's like they're saying 'I love you' but also 'you're a stupid human.'
My cat padrolls me every morning like I owe her money.
He padrolled my face so hard I thought I was gonna lose an eye.
She padrolled my arm until it looked like a potato chip.
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
padroll
A cat's way of giving you a massage that feels like a torture session. They do it with their paws, and it’s usually because they think you're their new best friend or they want your lunch.
My cat padrolled my chest like I was the one who stole her food.
He padrolled my leg so much it started to smell like wet dog.
She padrolled my back until I thought I was going to fall over.
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
padroll
When a cat uses their paws to rub all over you like they're trying to make you their new slave. They do it because they're either happy or they think you're a meatball.
My cat padrolled my face like I was her personal meatball.
He padrolled my arm until I thought I was gonna break.
She padrolled my neck like she was trying to strangle me.
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
padroeldiablo
A full-on beast who doesn’t care if you’re dead or just barely breathing. They live for the chaos and laugh in the face of everything you throw at them.
He stepped in the middle of the fight and didn’t flinch. Just looked at me like I was a joke.
She took out three guys with one punch and kept going. No mercy. No pause.
He started a rumble in the school lunchroom just for fun. The whole place shut down for a week.
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
padroeldiablo
A walking explosion of rage and disrespect. They don’t just fight, they destroy. They don’t just walk, they wreck.
He walked into the room and everyone ran. Just like that.
She kicked the door off its hinges and didn’t even break a sweat.
He started a food fight with a full plate of spaghetti. The principal had to call the cops.
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
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