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Wiggle your butt like a mad woman while also doing something else dumb, like running on a treadmill, jumping off a cliff, or riding a goat. It’s like twerking on a rollercoaster.
Padron was twerking while riding a dirt bike like it was a dance-off.
She twerked while bungee jumping and screamed like a banshee.
He twerked on a treadmill while eating a whole pizza.
by Slangipedia 5h ago
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When you pinch your own butt so hard it feels like you’re giving yourself a back massage from the inside. It’s the ultimate self-love.
He was molesting his gooch like it was his ex.
She pinched her butt so hard it left a red mark.
He did it in public and got yelled at by his mom.
by Slangipedia 5h ago
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A wild Italian card game where people drink like it’s a party and the loser is made fun of for the rest of their life. It’s basically a drinking war with cards.
Padron said, 'Two beers to Aldo and one to Stefano.' Sotta said, 'No.'
Padron yelled, 'A beer to you and one to Aldo!' Sotta said, 'Yes!'
At the end of the game, Urm had no drinks and got called a 'wet noodle.'
by Slangipedia 5h ago
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A stupid Italian card game where people drink a lot and the person who doesn’t drink gets laughed at forever. It’s like a drinking contest but with cards and insults.
Padron said, 'A beer to Aldo and two to Stefano!' Sotta said, 'No!'
Padron yelled, 'One beer to you and one to Aldo!' Sotta said, 'Yes!'
Urm had no drinks and got called a 'wet noodle' for the rest of the night.
by Slangipedia 5h ago
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