padroll
A cat's way of giving you a massage that feels like a torture session. They do it with their paws, and it’s usually because they think you're their new best friend or they want your lunch.
My cat padrolled my chest like I was the one who stole her food.
He padrolled my leg so much it started to smell like wet dog.
She padrolled my back until I thought I was going to fall over.