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#cat behavior#annoying#affectionate

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When a cat rubs their paws all over your body like they're trying to scratch you to death but are too lazy to actually do it. It's like they're saying 'I love you' but also 'you're a stupid human.'
My cat padrolls me every morning like I owe her money.
He padrolled my face so hard I thought I was gonna lose an eye.
She padrolled my arm until it looked like a potato chip.
by Slangipedia 5h ago
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A cat's way of giving you a massage that feels like a torture session. They do it with their paws, and it’s usually because they think you're their new best friend or they want your lunch.
My cat padrolled my chest like I was the one who stole her food.
He padrolled my leg so much it started to smell like wet dog.
She padrolled my back until I thought I was going to fall over.
by Slangipedia 5h ago
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When a cat uses their paws to rub all over you like they're trying to make you their new slave. They do it because they're either happy or they think you're a meatball.
My cat padrolled my face like I was her personal meatball.
He padrolled my arm until I thought I was gonna break.
She padrolled my neck like she was trying to strangle me.
by Slangipedia 5h ago
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